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Parker Mizelle
When you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
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LakeShowYo Aug 20
Chick-fil-A employees after eating Popeyes on their lunch break
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Drunk Posts Aug 19
“who wants another shot” my dumbass knowing i can barely function:
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Trevor Wallace Aug 20
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Barstool Sports Aug 20
“I like to nut” Gronk is a national treasure (Via )
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Joey 〽️cLemore Aug 20
Michelle: Why is it so hard for you to text me back?! Me:
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bill nye the riddim guy™ Aug 18
my friends waking me up at a fest at 9am asking “who’s ready to get fucked up”.. my crackhead ass even tho i just fell asleep an hour ago:
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Parker Mizelle Aug 19
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Parker Mizelle Aug 18
Replying to @RandyNowakk
Wowwww thanks for telling me dude
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Josiah Johnson Aug 17
How Vince Carter walking into Hawks training camp
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ᵘʰ⁻ˡʸˢˢᵃ Aug 15
god my humor is trash
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J. Barrientos Aug 13
“Isn’t 14% too much?” Four loko CEO:
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Parker Mizelle Aug 15
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Whiskey Riff Aug 15
“She misses Ragweed like I do”
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Cameron Mayes Aug 14
Dudes really scared to moan... meanwhile I’m in my girls ear like
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Ian Harris Aug 14
When y’all on your first date and the waiter says “two days in a row huh”
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Parker Mizelle Aug 13
Love me some Ragweed from
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Yung Jerm Aug 13
VA really be out here drinkin drinkin
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‘sup mate Aug 12
Mosquitoes after they bite Magic Johnson
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Parker Mizelle Aug 8
Replying to @RyanFischerMan1
You’re a dumbass hahah
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Barstool Sports Aug 8
Full House but every actor is Ron Swanson
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