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Christian Simon
I'm Christian, AKA Phil. I write games about gay people. This is a revolutionary new form of entertainment and I am the master of it. (Not really.)
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Christian Simon 1h
I've come to realize I have absolutely no idea how my parents met. Is this a normal thing for people to know?
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Christian Simon 9h
🎶What's new, Scooby-Doo We're coming after you We're coming after you WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU W̷E̶'̷R̵E̸ ̷C̵O̷M̵I̸N̶G̴ ̶A̷F̶T̷E̴R̶ ̷Y̴O̴U̵ Ẁ̸̺E̵͙͘'̸̆͜R̸̗͘Ḛ̶̊ ̸̟͝C̶̙̈́O̸̭̔M̵͕̈I̷̥͊Ṋ̵̄G̴͔̃ ̸̫͐A̴̎͜F̷͖͑T̵̺͌Ḙ̴̊R̷̢̀ ̶͌͜Y̷̱̓Ó̴̼U̷͔͋
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Christian Simon 17h
Hi, I'm here for the class on building healthy, long-standing relationships with people who like and respect me.
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Christian Simon Aug 20
In hindsight, early 2018 was really the high point of my life.
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Christian Simon Aug 20
Boy oh boy, I sure do love this new characters in Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers, Tesleen. I really hope nothing bad happens to her!
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Christian Simon Aug 20
Y'know, even disregarding the Sin Eaters, it's a miracle that anybody is still alive in the First, considering there's hazardous level 70 fauna around every single corner.
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Christian Simon Aug 19
Ignatz: He- Lysithea: You fool. You absolute buffoon. You blithering moron. Your very presence is a blight on this Earth. If I had to choose between you and a dead rat, I would choose the rat every time. You complete nincompoop. There has literally never been a stupider human be
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Christian Simon Aug 19
I never cared about Dead by Daylight before, but I might have to now that they're letting you play as my man Steve Harrington.
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Christian Simon Aug 19
I laughed at your Lay's bag design post. Little did I realize it was already inside my house...
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shut the up Aug 18
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Christian Simon Aug 18
Eli vs. Big Boss be like
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Christian Simon Aug 16
Replying to @HapaxVA
So basically, the base game and a month's subscription costs $20, and every month after that is $15 (the base game being the first 50 levels and every base class). $40 gets you all three expansions and associated content; Heavensward, Stormblood, and Shadowbringers.
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Christian Simon Aug 16
My advice: Don't pick Lancer.
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Christian Simon Aug 16
Also, everybody take a moment to appreciate my stupid looking Lalafell.
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Christian Simon Aug 16
Replying to @hoyleryan
I'm already through 4.1. I'll admit I teared up a little during the last cutscene with Nanamo and Raubahn.
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Christian Simon Aug 16
Okay, I gotta slog my way through the rest of Stormblood and get into Shadowbringers before I go back to college.
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Christian Simon Aug 15
I want to have one dang conversation about Fire Emblem where I can complain about something without somebody going "BUILD YOUR UNITS BETTER" or "POSITION BETTER". Sometimes things are a little outside of my control.
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Christian Simon Aug 15
Replying to @gaymerly
For me it picked Linhardt.
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Christian Simon Aug 15
Hanneman doesn't just have sex. Hanneman fucks.
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Christian Simon Aug 15
Reading a Reddit thread about bring everybody's last option for hanging out is giving me the biggest oof in the universe.
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