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Peter painter picked a peck of pickled peppers
Father, Husband, Dragon hunter, troll eater, die roller, ex Malifaux henchman, ex quiet one on High Fauxdelity, angry hobby blogger, and I like to paint stuff
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Dr Fern Riddell 5h
this is my kind of tiger.
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For when people tell you that you are having fun incorrectly...
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“Yes, I give a lot of money to the people running baby prisons, but it’s okay because other people give them even more money”
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The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Tony The Tiger.
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Bebo Jul 14
To everyone out there saying "Dude" and "Guy" are gender neutral. Do me a favor. Ask your cisgendered straight friends how many dudes they've slept with and let me know how that goes for you.
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Jen Williams 7h
o my fucking sainted aunt, I am already seeing men complaining that new She-Ra isn't fucking 'sexy' enough or some shit. Listen up twats. This is not for you.
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Aaron Dembski-Bowden 18h
GOD / ALLAH / WHATEVER: "Tell me what good you did in life, Aaron." AARON: "I was physically unable to play through an RPG and choose the evil dialogue options, so I'm basically a great guy." *The Gates of the Afterlife swing open and I am awarded my very own Serena Williams*
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Alan Shearer 9h
Congratulations on winning the golden boot. You can now spend the next 32 years bleating on about it like the last English person to do it has !!! 🙋🏼‍♂️👏🏻🤣
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Bruce Black FBPE FBSI 18h
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Peter painter picked a peck of pickled peppers 7h
I want a game of something this week. I don’t have any games lined up this week. This has made me more annoyed than is probably right.
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Marianna Jul 13
RETWEET IF YOU THINK MARVEL IS FOR GIRLS TOO. • • • • • • It's for science.
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TW Polk 21h
Watch a clip of Republicans endorsing the arming of preschoolers on Sacha Baron Cohen’s new show: .
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Josh Billinson 11h
incredible push notification
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Greg Jenner 10h
Get your filthy hands off my nice thing
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Jamie Smart 10h
Elon Musk with his submarine are the Paul Gascoigne with a fishing rod and some chicken of the Thai cave rescue.
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Ed Solomon 16h
This is a kind of poetry, really
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Elias M. Saboteur #FBPE #WATON #ABTV 17h
Just overheard: "Brexit is like watching your library being burnt down by people who never learned to read".
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Khaled Beydoun 10h
Dear France, Congratulations on winning the . 80% of your team is African, cut out the racism and xenophobia. 50% of your team are Muslims, cut out the Islamophobia. Africans and Muslims delivered you a second World Cup, now deliver them justice.
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Ellis🐸 Jul 13
If you don't end a taxi journey with the phrase 'anywhere here's great mate' are you even british
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