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Steve Perks
Overweight, sarcastic and sweary. Perfect fusion of Alan Partridge and Malcolm Tucker... Likes/RT's not always an endorsement . πŸ™
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Steve Perks 41m
Replying to @ourrachblogs
Would have had you down for a darts lass?
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Steve Perks 47m
Should win now. Maybe needs some calm words from his caddie πŸ˜‚
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Steve Perks 56m
How impressive was that? I remember Dixie taking almost 60 round Charlie Green's pitch and putt in Bridstow!
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Steve Perks 1h
Replying to @hank_flapstight
Awww 😒
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Steve Perks 4h
Replying to @dodo
Poor Maggie 😟🐾
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Steve Perks 6h
Replying to @Luiseach
This is so quintessentially British isn't it. A lovely mixture of cba and scepticism. "not enough to see or do on the moon" was wonderful.
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Steve Perks 6h
My TL from has been full of photos and videos of Ponies, cows and dry stone wall building. Half expecting him to break into full any minute. With and looming, I would still prefer more of this than the impending the🀑 show.
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Steve Perks 8h
I think another obvious point is that in order to reduce the current spike in knife crime, we realise that the solution isn't for more people to carry a knife. More weapons = more deaths as even the cretinous Van Cleave confirmed at 4.22
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Steve Perks 8h
I genuinely don't understand why you're surprised Stella? Fanatics on the extremes of both main parties are taking over/purging perceived opposition. More than ever, people need to stand up for principles rather than traditional party badges. Time for some to take that stand.
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Steve Perks 10h
Replying to @PoliticalPics
Reckon he will resign on Monday.
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Steve Perks 10h
Replying to @WhatTheFFacts
Bless them.
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Steve Perks 10h
Moral victory for custard considering all the negative commentary.
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Steve Perks 13h
Replying to @ourrachblogs
Whatever happened to the coffee cream? πŸ˜•
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Steve Perks 23h
Replying to @SkySportsGolf
Oh Rory 😒 One of the easiest guys in sport to root for.
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Steve Perks 23h
I know... I am seriously considering switching my loyalties to . A man has his breaking point you know!!
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Steve Perks Jul 19
Replying to @Adopt_A_Boxer
Look at Maggie swim 😍🐾🐾
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Steve Perks Jul 19
Replying to @luvhcbi @vimto
I inject it into my veins πŸ˜‰
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Steve Perks Jul 19
Replying to @luvhcbi @vimto
Blasphemy!! πŸ˜‰
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Steve Perks Jul 19
says it all.
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Steve Perks Jul 19
Replying to @SnookerBunny
Key thing is your interview went great. Hard to be offered job if it doesn't. If they are interviewing people 2 levels different, I would assume from my experience, that their decision making criteria can not be solely on experience. 🀞
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