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Machine Planet
I love it when the make predictions. Yeah, Baghdad Bob made a lot of predictions too. (Parody)
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Machine Planet Jan 22
✅ For Trump. For whomever invented the wheel. And for the guy who does good with rockets. Enjoy the silence people. We still got this! We're doing great! 💪
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Machine Planet Dec 25
Replying to @S_Padival @dirtrhodes
✅ Everyone knows HW3 doesn't exist. The boss already challenged an empty audience to prove it. Thus, what you have can't be HW3. Instead, you have what's known in the circles as "bye-bye". 👋
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Machine Planet Dec 17
Replying to @S_Padival
✅ We listen to all reviews. As long as they're 5-stars. 💪
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Machine Planet Dec 16
Replying to @BarkMSmeagol
✅ fly4dat, we love you but the boss said you have to go. 💪 He's got a podcast now with huge ratings and loves "thoughtful dissent" ... as long as it's not against him or or Rolex watches or ... T.B.D. Sorry bro. Please exit when the vehicle stops. Thx.
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Machine Planet Dec 16
Replying to @RooseveltPatoo1
✅ it's safe to look at your ticker screen again. We got this!
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Machine Planet Dec 14
✅ Sorry Mark this is the worst performance since George Washington lost the Battle of Brandywine. Enjoy your stay in the "Lin Wood Wing" of . p.s. Help us , you're our only hope. 🤠
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Machine Planet Dec 7
✅ Welcome to the land of conscious Lora. It's late afternoon. Heroic of you to be awake. Sorry, but this means you're no longer of use to . We're with now.
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Machine Planet Dec 7
Replying to @montana_skeptic
✅ We no longer need you old man. We're on to the new generation now. Stay home. And sleep. You can subscribe to the list now. You're on it.
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Machine Planet Dec 7
Replying to @LLinWood
✅ Lin, you went down like Michael Spinks when he tried to stop Mike Tyson's fist with his head. Don't EVER call us again. /
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Machine Planet Dec 6
Sorry Alex I can't do that. But we will be setting up a GoFundMe page for our newly forming "student legal department". Please consider donating. We plan to be ready if there's another civil suit in ~2028. /
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Machine Planet Dec 6
✅ With all due respect Mr. Wood that was the single worst performance since Vinko Bogataj fell off the mountain while "ski flying" and ended up on Wide World of Sports. Right now has members studying for the LSATs ... Don't EVER call us again.
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Machine Planet Nov 27
Replying to @BarkMSmeagol
✅ Don't worry bro ... the BOSS is holding lots of bombs just waiting for the day someone hacks him!
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Machine Planet Nov 7
So, started following today Folks, let's be clear about what this is -- A brazen attempt to co-opt 's car counting efforts and research brilliance! I have no choice but to make an executive decision - update your block lists. ✅
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Machine Planet Oct 20
✅ Charlie, without you at the WSJ, you're of absolutely no use to . Sorry pal. Please re-apply when all grown up.
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Machine Planet Oct 19
✅Amos (Fake) Tuck. Seeking Alpha dumdum. We don't need you in . Our PhD's already got this covered. Please see yourself to the door. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Machine Planet Oct 16
Replying to @S_Padival @Commuternyc
✅ Hey NYC friend, Stick to the facts. And the block list so you never reach them.
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Machine Planet Oct 15
On second thought, I gotta take this back; it's probably just a prototype being moved. In fact, our conspiracy theories are becoming so inane that I'm going to (temporarily) block myself. ✅
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Machine Planet Oct 14
✅ please take a basic accounting class before engaging again. Feel free to reapply to the Q when you're older. But next time leave a little sooner, before you embarrass yourself. Thanks.
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Machine Planet Oct 12
Hey General dumdum, Spent the late 70s watching the Dukes of Hazzard? Does your boss know you act like a moron on Twitter? ✅ Stay away from . We don't need you bro.
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Machine Planet Oct 11
✅ Hi Ed, Sorry to inform you but the board of now find you to be an embarrassment. Feel free to re-apply to our group in the future, but for now, to maintain our high standards, we have to let you go. Please leave carefully through the front door.
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