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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™
I drink and know things, I wear earbuds so I don't accidentally serial kill, I'm an asshole and I'll only get worse. You've been warned, read pinned Disclaimer.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @AshGamesAcct
You said MEAT. 🤣🤣🤣☠
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @AshGamesAcct
Gonna starve your oldsters.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @AshGamesAcct
Should a cooked for me...I'm always hungry.
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feji 2h
My Lyft driver is named DOMINADOR (all caps) if I didn't know any better I'd think this was the start to a porn.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Yeah I got a 20% n still here, so 90% is like practically cured before treatment.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Yup. And I think he dropped it on purpose during cleaning up after the douchejuice treated him like shit. I still think OJ said it, Jason did it, Kato fucked it all up.
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Physics & Astronomy Zone 2h
Germany to Close all 84 of its Coal-Fired Power Plants, Will Rely Primarily on Renewable Energy
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Ghostface Skrilla 3h
If they still live in your head a days/weeks/months after your twitter beef...they won.
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Stroop Waffles 3h
10 RTs IS " going viral".....to me
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Have I Got News For You 7h
After a huge power cut leaves most of South America without electricity, Chris Grayling denies recently rewiring his toaster.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
never leave me in the car ok?
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Octopus/Caveman 4h
Replying to @OctopusCaveman
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NWS Wakefield 3h
A severe thunderstorm watch has been issued for parts of DE, DC, MD, NJ, PA, VA until 11 PM EDT
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NWS DC/Baltimore 3h
A severe thunderstorm watch has been issued for parts of DE, DC, MD, NJ, PA, VA until 11 PM EDT
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
I still think Kato dropped the glove.
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DestinationCleveland 4h
From burnt to lit. Thanks for the love, . ♥
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mike freeman 21h
Bill Cosby, O.J. Simpson and Trump all tweeting on the same day. Computer: end simulation. Please. I beg you.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @fatydaddy7
Ah the one I got was really good. I got to the end and was like whut?
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @ZandEDad
Me. Altho free meal is a huge perk.
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Earbud Wearing Asshole Lolly™ 2h
Replying to @Zen_Mox
Cool.
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