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Pandas 4 Revolution
No, we're not Seth Rich. But we are former Berners who've gone all shades of (socialist) red and green, and we're still here - for the real deal.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 2 Feb 18
The second that Republicans lose power to the Dems is when dissipates into the same void that Ebola did.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
Bernie's sarcastic "DRAAAAAIN THE SWAMP" is a 3-second bit that was 34434980934x better than having to sit thru the last 90 minutes of my life.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
WWE/NASCAR-style "USA! USA!" chants have become a regular feature of Presidential speeches over the past several years. Perhaps that should have been a telltale sign of our govt's inevitable transition into reality TV.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
>Shows North Korean defector with sob story of becoming amputee after trying to steal coal to barter for food >Police kill black Americans for less
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
omg can you talk faster thru the sob story, i gotta poop
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
speech coach: "Now, here's where you need to pull on the heartstrings" Trump: "sooo you mean talk like William Shatner"
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"North Korea's reckless pursuit of nuclear missiles could very soon threaten our homeland" LIKE WEREN'T YOU JUST SAYING WE WERE GONNA THREATEN THE WORLD WITH NUKES
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"THOSE COMMUNIST SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIPS IN CUBA" oh you mean the one that cured cancer?
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"I unilaterally recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, emboldening colonists and throwing gasoline on the entire Middle East!" "YAYYYY ZIONISM!" -Both parties in the throes of collective orgasm
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"WE WILL CHASE TERRORISTS DOWN WHEREVER THEY ARE" Us, waiting for the Marines to raid Identity Evropa, American Vanguard, and Richard Spencer's house:
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
What, all terrorists who place bombs? Won't that offend your base?
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"WE MUST ANNIHILATE THEM - terrorists are unlawful enemy combatants" "And what about the domestic terrorist that ran a car into Heather Heyer?" ::blink:: ::blink blink::
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"WE NEED MORE NUKES TO BE MORE SAFE CUZ WE GON' KILL ERRRRYONE UP IN HERE CUZ FUCK YOU WE WIN" God I wish I had the naivety of the basic ass white person (or member of Congress) listening to this while giving standing ovations.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OPIOID CRISIS BY CRACKING DOWN HARDER ON DRUG DEALERS AND PUSHERS" Us, waiting for DEA raids on Merck, Purdue Pharma and Martin Shkreli:
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"RUSSIA & CHINA are better at capitalism than we are! WE MUST MEET THEM WITH UNMATCHED POWER" because literally using the military to bomb the fuck out of your competition is the hallmark of a free market economy.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"Under the current plan non-whites can bring in an unlimited number of non-whites which is why whites are now the oppressed people and we gotta protect ourselves with tiki torches." --first draft by richard spencer
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"DID YOU KNOW MIGRANTS CAN BRING UNLIMITED NUMBERS OF DISTANT RELATIVES INTO THIS COUNTRY?" Native Americans: You don't say.
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
'We'll make America great for everyone, whether they're in the Traditionalist Workers Party or the III% militia.'
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"We will have a merit-based immigration plan" -- you look white -- you talk white -- you're from Europe -- you won't be mistaken for the valet
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Pandas 4 Revolution 30 Jan 18
"Here's the 4 pillars of your plan: 1) You can't afford it 2) You won't survive it 3) You won't qualify for it 4) You'll never make fun of my tiny hands again"
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