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Paul F. Tompkins
This is Betty. She came to my show tonight in Lebanon, IL. I love Betty and I am glad she escaped from IKEA.
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Patrick 26 Feb 15
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I imagine IKEA like The Prisoner and when you think you really escape, a Swedish Meat Ball encases you and brings you back
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Jordan 26 Feb 15
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This tweet is magical.
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Jess Asakevich 26 Feb 15
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Now *that,* ladies and gentlemen, is how you do topical comedy. .
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A Daily Show Couch 26 Feb 15
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she looks like all those Sweedish meatballs have left her constipated
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The Useless Majors 26 Feb 15
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She was so excited to be named Betty!
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Peter Cook 26 Feb 15
She’s grown since we let her free…
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William Valles 26 Feb 15
Replying to @PFTompkins
Not all of us can make that claim. Send help or instructions NOT in Swedish please, sir.
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Grover Saunders 27 Feb 15
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Should I know why you're surrounded by copies of "A Surprise for Giraffe and Elephant"?
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Giraffe and Elephant 17 Feb 17
Replying to @grovberg @PFTompkins
Little late on this, but exudes a slight gravitational field that slowly pulls any of our books towards him.
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Malkah 🖤 27 Feb 15
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I'm so glad you got to meet her. Isn't she great?!
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