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Paul F. Tompkins
Comedian/Actorian: Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ - SPONTANEANATION - BoJack Horseman - Instagram:
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Paul F. Tompkins 3h
Replying to @ChrisLRusso
Thanks, no one said it was against the law, just laughable, it was fun exchanging intellectual honesties with you
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Paul F. Tompkins 4h
I am glad that seeing this was the beginning of my day.
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Hilarious World 5h
Join and guests , , , , and for a fun night of comedy, conversation, music, and coping mechanisms. Get tickets while you still can right here:
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Paul F. Tompkins 13h
Replying to @freddyscott
They should sell those witches by the dozen, because one isn’t really scary, it’s maybe even kinda cute, but seeing them all together is unsettling even in a still image
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Ted Travelstead 14h
Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. It's a conversation starter: "Ever seen a lion's egg?" A conversation avoider: "Excuse me! Hot hot hot!" A conversation ender: "Just got this cyst removed. Feel how heavy!" Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party.
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Paul F. Tompkins 13h
Replying to @freddyscott
I gotta admit? This is actually a scary display.
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Paul F. Tompkins 14h
Replying to @jmscstle
Bless you
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Evan Dulaney 14h
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
I miss that show!
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @alissacaliente
Keep me posted!
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @alissacaliente
I would like to rewatch that movie for sure so I’m game.
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @alissacaliente
Hahahaha thank you Scott
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @alissacaliente
Do you have guests?
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @TrondyNewman
KING OF THE WHITES
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @alissacaliente
I always forget that you can just go to the movies by yourself if you feel like it and I saw it on St. Patrick’s Day afternoon in a half-empty theater and just had myself a ball.
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @TrondyNewman
(I’m part of the show now)
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Paul F. Tompkins 15h
Replying to @TrondyNewman
We all missed that one.
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Paul F. Tompkins 16h
Replying to @alissacaliente
It was way better and more interesting and thoughtful and dramatic and brutal than I ever would have expected.
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Paul F. Tompkins 16h
Replying to @TrondyNewman
This is very good
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Paul F. Tompkins 16h
It’s really good! As a drama or a comedy!
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