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Paul Coleman
Writer of Peter Kay's Car Share, Pop Factor. Winner of BAFTA, loser of International Emmy. Writer for hire, will make jokes at your expense.
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Paul Coleman 7h
1/6th scale Matt Damon for sale. Why?
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Paul Coleman 11h
Replying to @ruashworth
Not if you have a medical condition!
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Paul Coleman 11h
Wait till the brigade find out we also have a similar law about genitals.
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Paul Coleman 14h
Reminds me of he time Trump tweeted a message about Fred and Rose.
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Alex Collinson Jul 13
If 1984 is so clever, why didn't he guess that Careless Whisper would be released that year. Seems a pretty big thing to miss out.
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Paul Coleman 21h
Ten days to get your shopping done before Covid gets here!
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Sarah Millican Jul 13
Final call if you want a nap. Any time after this, you just have to have an early night instead.
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Paul Coleman Jul 13
Replying to @AndiDurrant
Right up my street.
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Paul Coleman Jul 13
Search for this now! Loving Jolene and Baby One More Time.
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Joe Isard-McNulty Jul 12
So a friend blew my mind the other day: we’ve only just reached the end of David Cameron’s 5-year-term from the 2015 election 🥴🤯
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Paul Coleman Jul 12
Looks nothing like him.
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Paul Coleman Jul 12
Craig David 2020...
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Paul Coleman Jul 12
Beginning to think the Facebook group I joined to celebrate photographs of Britain is nothing of the sort.
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Steve Doherty Jul 12
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Paul Coleman Jul 11
These are amazing. Look at the whole thread. Can’t decide which is my favourite, the Bowie one or Madonna.
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Auschwitz Memorial Jul 10
One of the reasons we are on is a moving moment like this... ⬇️
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Paul Coleman Jul 11
Two out of every three stats on Twitter are made up. Including this one.
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Paul Coleman Jul 11
Another cock up...
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Paul Coleman Jul 10
I will be disappointed if these aren’t marketed as Fangs For The Memories.
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