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Autumn
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Autumn May 22
Replying to @scyrx
Whoaaaa
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Henry Birdseye Apr 25
I spent way too much time on this very bad joke. here's a short lyrics video for "Pull Out" by
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Autumn Apr 23
They forgot to use consummate V's.
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CJOnline Mar 26
“Her legacy is not only here but nationwide,” Kansas Deputy Education Commissioner Dale Dennis said. “The effect she had on our society would be unbelievable and insurmountable.” DEVELOPING, BREAKING NEWS:
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Autumn Feb 22
Replying to @_MTAnderson
He's charged with blackmailing the woman he was having an affair with with photos he took of her without her consent.
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Autumn Feb 13
Sign of a good party
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The Onion Feb 9
The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Freed'
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Michele Jan 11
I thought "shithole country" was a genre
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The Relevant Organs Jan 8
Pro tip, stable American colleagues: shredding works just as well as burning, and it’s done wonders for the air quality in Beijing.
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Paul F. Tompkins Dec 24
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Autumn Dec 15
Replying to @WillStegemann
Smallworld!
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Ryan Nov 5
Okay, now live based on your predictive keyboard's instruction. Consult it like an oracle. Ponder its inscrutable declarations. Act, unsure.
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J. Robert Lennon Sep 26
Hi so I'm calling about the baby shoes? Are they still available? Great! I just had a baby and, you know, haha, baby needs a new pair of shoes! Anyway, so are they, like, NEVER worn? Or just, like, near mint? OK, great. Like, can I ask why—like, your baby didn't like them, or di
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Autumn Aug 8
Replying to @drw @inthefade
Ted Leo did karaoke with us after one of his shows and absolutely SLAYED Ronnie James Dio.
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Autumn Aug 7
Replying to @inthefade
"Alpha Rats Nest" from Tallahassee.
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Autumn Aug 3
Replying to @khead @GethardShow
We will pick you up at MCI. It's super fast to get in and out of and it's an easy drive to just about everywhere in MO
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Autumn Aug 3
Replying to @khead @ChrisGethard
Ed is good people! He will get you there.
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Autumn Jul 31
Replying to @stevewhitaker
I'm am so, so sorry. Holding you and yours in my heart.
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Cameron Esposito Jul 31
Replying to @cameronesposito
My reticence about Sen Sanders has always been that he speaks of abortion & other civil rights as vanity issues They are economic issues
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Autumn Jul 30
Replying to @ChiNurse @lindstifa
The piglet's pretty adorable too.
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