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Old Privy
comfortable with poop, generally overlooked, remarkably important
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Old Privy 11h
Replying to @JenniferCharne8 @WCPSS
Pretty sure college tour is an excused absence.
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Old Privy 15h
Making driving harder to push people to public transit, bikes, and walking.
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Old Privy 16h
Replying to @NathanSpencer
But, hey, we got super fancy ones at the art museum.
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Old Privy 16h
Is there anything more Cary than Shake Shack?
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Old Privy Sep 18
Replying to @peterdaou
Same question about alcohol. Alcohol and opioids kill roughly the same number of people each year in the US, yet we only wig out over one of them.
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Old Privy Sep 17
Replying to @BowTiePolitics
Barefooted
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Old Privy Sep 14
Replying to @KDPomp
Maybe you've not noticed, but White Dudes can get drunk and do whatever. You can say it's unacceptable, but we've been accepting it for, like, a solid 5,000 years.
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Old Privy Sep 14
, Sounds like there's some raw sewage overflowing in the 300 block of North Bloodworth.
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Hayes Permar Sep 14
Wake Football instagram FEELING itself right now.
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Old Privy Sep 13
Replying to @TreyWallace_
If UNC had played a better game, one second wouldn’t have mattered.
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Old Privy Sep 13
Replying to @corey_friedman
Totally agree. I ♥️ my God-given right to own a WMD.
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Old Privy Sep 13
How many of those are state lots, which are not available to private sector employees during the day?
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Old Privy Sep 13
Replying to @OrkneyLibrary
Raleigh, North Carolina, USA.
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Old Privy Sep 13
Replying to @corey_friedman
Please.
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Old Privy Sep 11
Replying to @JoshStein_
Thank you. Now do alcohol, which kills about the same number of people each year.
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Old Privy Sep 11
Replying to @Matt_Lail
My dream job was to drive our bus as soon as I got to high school. Much to my dismay, The Man crushed my career aspirations before I even made it out of second grade by switching to "real" grown-ups.
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Old Privy Sep 10
Hey, ... Lots of water running downhill on Pell St from Person to Bloodworth for no obvious reason. Maybe utilities or streets folks need to take a look?
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Old Privy Sep 8
Replying to @dawnbvaughan @WCPSS
So far as I can tell, the program's primary beneficiary are the companies that make and sell devices.
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Old Privy Sep 8
Replying to @dawnbvaughan @WCPSS
Our elementary school was a "pilot" BYOD school SIX years ago. Every school year, I've asked when the "trial" will pause for evaluation and what the matrix for that evaluation will be. I've yet to get a response.
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Old Privy Sep 7
Creepy?? It's totally normal for an old man to have his tie stapled to his chin.
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