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The Volatile Mermaid
Jewish American Disney Princess. once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @TheBabyGuyNYC
Lol @ this dude who thinks a grown man berating teenagers making minimum wage is hilarious
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Cool story, bro. Maybe go find your own friends and jump into a conversation with them because you’re muted now. 😘
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
I mean, the cash me outside girl had fame too as did bagel boss guy but we know how long that shit actually lasts.
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @kylegriffin1
“Shot” to fame
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @celestelabedz
I love you
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @Selena_Adera
Sweet. And imagine how awesome a Black/WOC/Jewish woman party would be. Great food, great conversation, and we’ll never stop laughing.
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @Selena_Adera
Absolutely. I understand this will mean I won’t get to vote anymore but I’m ok with that because white women overall shit the bed last election. Though according to the Nazis in my mentions, I’m not white, I’m a (((Jew))) so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @Selena_Adera
Since Black women weren’t able to vote in America for the first almost 200 years, I propose that they’re the only ones allowed to vote for the next 200.
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Hello my friend!
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @Travon @rmayemsinger
Happy she found her mister alt-right
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Wait we should tag
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The Volatile Mermaid 5h
Replying to @OnlineAlison @gabydunn
Seconded
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Replying to @markhoppus @SortaBad
Not really though
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Replying to @markhoppus @SortaBad
What’s my page again would’ve been better
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Replying to @Dignan1
When Trump said he was the law & order president, he meant a perp or that asshole judge played by Viper from Top Gun.
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Just report this bot
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Replying to @aubreyhirsch
It’s paying me in friendships. Friendships and trolls.
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
6 now that I’ve seen
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The Volatile Mermaid 6h
Replying to @aubreyhirsch
I would like exactly 250% of the zero money I’ve made off this or any other joke.
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