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Larry the Cat
The Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. I'm a 12 year old tabby, in position longer than the leaders of any of the main UK political parties. Unofficial.
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Larry the Cat 13h
Avast or ye’ll walk the plank!
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Larry the Cat Sep 18
The Germans are generally pretty sensible so I’m following their lead and taking the whole of April off in case of no deal Brexit. You’re on your own, Theresa...
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Larry the Cat Sep 17
Replying to @TreasuryMog
Glad to have you back but, just so we’re clear, I’m docking your wages.
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Larry the Cat Sep 17
Replying to @TreasuryMog
Glad to have you back but, just so we’re clear, I’m docking your wages.
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Larry the Cat Sep 16
Replying to @pmw_77 @TreasuryMog
No news yet. Paws crossed he’s home very soon.
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Larry the Cat Sep 16
Just a reminder that Michael Gove absolutely isn’t a slightly malfunctioning robot... 🤖
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Larry the Cat Sep 15
Replying to @TreasuryMog
Hope you’re back in position very soon
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Larry the Cat Sep 15
Replying to @HugoGye
Don’t make me get IPSO involved...
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Gladstone Sep 15
I seem to have gone missing. Please can anyone in the Westminster area keep an eye out for me and let know if you see me.
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Larry the Cat Sep 15
A hero for our time.
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Larry the Cat Sep 15
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Larry the Cat Sep 14
Haven’t really got any weekend plans - can anyone recommend a cathedral that’s worth visiting. Twice.
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Larry the Cat Sep 13
Visiting Salisbury to admire the 123m tall spire on its cathedral feels a lot like the cover story you’d make for having visited Salisbury if you needed one and had five minutes to read its Wikipedia page...
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Larry the Cat Sep 12
Turns out it’s a big misunderstanding and they’re just interested front door enthusiasts...
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Larry the Cat Sep 12
Replying to @AnnaSkyeBird
!!!
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Larry the Cat Sep 11
Sign: KEEP OFF THE GRASS Cat: NO. (Pic )
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Larry the Cat Sep 10
Given Boris Johnson had his chance to deliver Britain’s exit from the EU and failed, perhaps we should now just ignore him unless he’s talking about Uxbridge - the place he’s paid £77,379 to represent...
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Larry the Cat Sep 9
As much as I dislike dogs, I understand what a metaphor is...
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Larry the Cat Sep 8
I asked my followers for the second best name for a cat - they didn’t disappoint...
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Larry the Cat Sep 8
Replying to @Fionahunter15
Looks more like Jabba!
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