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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 29 Nov 18
The B52 decked out in lights reminds me of the Atlas ICBM dressed up like Santa. “Ho ho ho, good children get vaporized but bad children get to die from radiation poisoning!”
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 30 Nov 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
It’s beginning to feel a lot like ! There are rumors that Santa (AKA Threat Object Claus) is constantly tracked so that it can be destroyed if it becomes hostile.
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 11 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
The trauma of the nuclear and now climate terrors of the Anthropocene are under-discussed as a grossly prevalent negative impact. Especially on children. I mean, I have xanax, I don’t know how kids do it.
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 11 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
Santa and his B-47 the “Red Sleigh” can deliver up to 30 megatons of radioactive holiday cheer per sortie.
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 15 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
This be sure to preemptively paint your windows & house anti-flash white and to position your solstice tree where it won’t ignite from the thermal pulse of nearby nuclear attacks. Wally the Thermal Pulse Weasel suggests rocks, swords, and lead as gifts.
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 15 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
Remember to let your imagination run free! even your theatre range nuclear delivery systems can be festively decorated for the holidays!
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inverted vibe curve: burgertown must be defended 11 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
jeeeeeeesus
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 11 Dec 18
Replying to @PatBlanchfield
Yuuuuuuuuuuupppppp.
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Lucy Steigerwald 30 Nov 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
That is simultaneously adorable and the worst thing I have ever seen.
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Martin “Design Limits Exceeded” Pfeiffer 🏳️‍🌈 30 Nov 18
Replying to @LucyStag
It makes my heart hurt.
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Jon is surviving...somehow 30 Nov 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
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zippy da zipster 1 Dec 18
Replying to @NuclearAnthro
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