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Jesse Nowack
*opening a can of tuna* Cat: Oh my GOD Me: No- Cat: SECOND dinner?? Me: No, this is m- *taps me with her paw* Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT Me: Please stop *jumps up on the counter* Me: Jesus christ Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK Me: Please don't- Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO
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Jesse Nowack Jan 19
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She does this with ANY can. I opened beans the other day and she was SO pumped and then I let her smell it and the look of pure betrayal on her face cut me deep inside
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Jesse Nowack Jan 19
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She does not forgive and she does not forget
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Jesse Nowack Jan 19
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Fur daughter has knocked over the hamper in defiance and will NOT be SILENCED
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Jesse Nowack Jan 21
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Oh my God I'm dying looking at this fan art 🎨: Cassy
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Jesse Nowack Jan 21
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I love how she assumed I was shirtless by default because yes, I absolutely was Also in case y'all are wondering what Khaleesi looks like when she stands on her hind legs and pokes me with her paw, this is from a couple years ago. Yes, she is looking at me eat tuna
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Justin Silverman Jan 19
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Justin Silverman Aug 30
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Coming back to read about SEaMeaT again.
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Eman Jan 19
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I want this as a sitcom with 11 seasons
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Tali Jan 20
I’m honestly surprised it isn’t
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Angelonight Jan 19
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Gold, pure gold. I got a spoiled little dog like that to
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