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Aretha's Casket Pumps
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Aretha's Casket Pumps 1h
Replying to @jeffuhz @jantwinix
lmao
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Replying to @InThierry
teach Terry
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Aretha's Casket Pumps 12h
... that time I tried velvetizer and lost my mind 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ lol Why do y’all even follow me?!
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Piggy Smalls Jan 22
"I'm not trying to be big and strong. i just want to be snatched." -
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
Replying to @ebonirm
adulthood is the worst hood i've ever lived in.
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
In that great getting up morning .... Fare thee well. Fare thee well.
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
6?! My heavens. I'm pretty sure I was getting a W-2.. or at least had working papers
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
Replying to @JamesMurphy
I've been praying about what your fake middle name was going to be. The Lord revealed it unto me today.
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
Replying to @JamesMurphy
DON'T SHOUT ME JAMES THEODUS MURPHY...
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 22
Good Morning Goons! Leave a 👊🏾 or two if you’d rate adulting similarly this week. Issa Wednesday Check In. We had a staff retreat yesterday to review office systems and plan and prepare for the next six months of…
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 21
the scale still says I'm heavy as JAX.. literally all the pounds... but... this dress I just tried on is a size small... its 28% lycra but... that's between me and the tag and the world can mind his/her/their business.
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 21
Lemme schedule OTF class for tomorrow. Good Night
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 21
I just tried on some clothes... and they in here fitting fitting.
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Aretha's Casket Pumps Jan 21
I'm not even gonna hold you... My body is coming together. The Lord is gracious and kind.
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Jai Jan 20
“I don’t cook enough because I don’t like to clean the kitchen. So I just stay out of there altogether. Lights just be off. I have no interest in washing dishes so I just don’t use them.” LMFAO! Relatable ..
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Shaakira Shaakira Jan 21
The girls with no liner 😂😂😂
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