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Andy Maximum
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Andy Maximum 15m
IF I CRY AT THIS HAUNTED HOUSE SOMEONE IS BUYING ME ICE CREAM
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Aparna Nancherla 23h
i’m fine when men don’t think women are funny because i been fake laughing at you guys for years just fyi
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Andy Maximum Oct 19
Replying to @Noctilucales
then why offer to explain in the first place I was genuinely curious and I still am but now I feel like a complete idiot so thanks I guess.
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Andy Maximum Oct 19
I hate it when people tell you they'll explain something to you then just repeat the same words back that you didn't understand in the first place. And then say "it's just a joke it's not even important".
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Siobhan O'Leary Oct 19
I wonder how peaceful it is to be a cishet white dude
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moth dad Oct 18
a neat thing about being trans is gradually having all your favourite childhood books pried away from you as more and more of their authors step forward to admit they dont see you as a person
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Emely Oct 10
I apologize if i ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.
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Dana Piccoli Oct 18
I'm not wearing purple, because, well, I work from home and I'm in my pajamas still...but, I support LGBTQIA youth and just know this: bullies don't define you. Only you can do that.
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Oct 18
sometimes. i’ll get really feisty. and nibble on the human’s sleeve. to remind them i am a descendant. of the mighty wolf
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Andy Maximum Oct 17
I am sick. Praying that it’s not a repeat of how abysmally ill I was last year 👌
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Andy Maximum Oct 17
My throat hurts I don’t want to be sick
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Andy Maximum Oct 17
Replying to @_stormqueen
Theo is the gay one and Nell married a dude. I’ve never read the book so that probably helped my fresh enjoyment
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Andy Maximum Oct 17
Replying to @_stormqueen
I loved it tbh. It’s much deeper than I thought it would be and the horror isn’t gimmicky. I genuinely cared about (some) of the characters.
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Andy Maximum Oct 17
Uh so I binged all of The Haunting of Hill House in one sitting
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Andy Maximum Oct 16
It looks like Bean used a mud puddle as a slip n slide 🙄
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Andy Maximum Oct 15
Overheard at the grocery store: “it’s in British” 😒
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Andy Maximum Oct 15
Replying to @nicalis
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
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Andy Maximum Oct 15
TIL donating a pint of blood takes about 750 calories which is why we just wolfed down like 30 chicken nuggets
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Andy Maximum Oct 15
Giving blood for the first time!
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Andy Maximum Oct 15
Replying to @_stormqueen
0 chance it was an accident birds don’t walk on the floor lmao
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