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Andy Maximum
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Kameron Hurley 17h
The vast majority of everyday Americans' problems could be solved if rich people actually paid their proper share of taxes and that money was distributed according to public good. I mean. That's it. So simple.
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Tin House Jul 21
Or: Amazon could FUND local libraries by paying their fucking taxes.
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your own personal jesus 15h
my ancestors survived and evolved for millions of years for me to be born and to become a person who is critical of the taste of different waters
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Andy Maximum 4h
Bean’s Foolproof Plan for Sad Andys: Step 1: make sure they’re very warm Step 2: make sure their heart is cuddled
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Andy Maximum Jul 21
Also apparently Bean LOVES it when I sing to her.
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Andy Maximum Jul 21
>lie down bc headache >sleep for 16 hours????
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Andy Maximum Jul 20
Replying to @heartsways
Like pickle like mini pickle 😅
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Andy Maximum Jul 20
Burned my knuckles on the toaster over trying to fish out some leftover pizza that fell under the coils
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rhea butcher Jul 19
What if I’m anti capitalist but also skeptical of white hetero patriarchal socialism
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Andy Maximum Jul 20
Holy god Disobedience is a gorgeous film
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Andy Maximum Jul 19
I CAN RENT DISOBEDIENCE THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
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GAIL SIMONE Jul 19
Wonder Woman has a simple message for Nazis.
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Andy Maximum Jul 19
I 100% don't care what you believe in whether it be God or the fucking Spaghetti Monster until that belief either hurts someone or discount actual historical fact. The "church" cannot be credited for "most" of science if the fundamentals were laid out before Christianity EXISTED.
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Chad Nelson Jul 18
A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.
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Andy Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @_stormqueen
You know how seriously I take Kate so this is gonna be a disaster but at least I’ll have lots to rant about?
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Andy Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @_stormqueen
Gotham makes me irrationally angry and I honestly forgot that Maggie was supposed to be Maggie Sawyer
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Ashley Nicole Black Jul 17
Dear Democrats, Hey! What’s up, pals? I think “we can’t do anything unless you vote us a majority” would be a more compelling argument if you TRIED to do things, and let us see Republicans shut you down. That way we’d know you wanted to do the things. Ok, cool. KIT! LYLAS
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Andy Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @_stormqueen
Also $20 says they won’t have Renee mentioned at all because she’s a Latina lesbian
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Andy Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @_stormqueen
Probably hired someone to evacuate that for her
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Andy Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @_stormqueen
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