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NikitaKlaestrup
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like , really smart.”
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Kate O'Neill Jan 12
Me 10 years ago: probably would have played along with the profile picture aging meme going around on Facebook and Instagram Me now: ponders how all this data could be mined to train facial recognition algorithms on age progression and age recognition
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NikitaKlaestrup Jan 15
Replying to @DocFuentes
Jeg havde oprigtigt glemt at jeg havde en blog.
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Quilliam Jan 10
Sherlock: You're a drinker, whiskey's your poison but mum doesn't approve. Upper- no middle management. You hate your job but it's too late for a change. A droll existence, Stacy. Barista: *rubbing temples* Again, just say the name on the cup and say "Have a nice day."
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NikitaKlaestrup Jan 10
You’re going to fucking jail, mom!
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Doug Gordon Jan 3
If you're upset by what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did in high school, wait until you find out about Brett Kavanaugh.
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NikitaKlaestrup Jan 3
Replying to @tjelleconcarne
De jokes er så 2019. Fuck nej, jeg mener 2018!
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Jim Rossignol Dec 28
I'm always fascinated by the line "we don't want to become minorities in our own country". Why not? Are they treated badly or something?
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 28
Replying to @AndersStegger
Jeg tænker, at det bliver en form for samlerobjekt.
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Casper Kofod Dec 27
SMS FRA FIE LAURSEN: Hey, EB! Folk tror, at det er mig, men jeg er hverken 17 år eller fra Norge. Eller død. Kan I bruge det til noget? EB-JOURNALIST: Du er teknisk set heller ikke talentfuld, men jeg skal nok få strikket en artikel sammen.
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Casper Kofod Dec 27
Når du ikke lige har et break-up at promovere for tiden, men alligevel gerne vil have lidt omtale i EB.
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 19
Replying to @SandieWesth
Og folk med rygsække glemmer altid hvor meget de fylder.
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 18
Kender jeg nogen som kender nogen hos ?
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 7
Umiddelbart kan jeg ikke se, hvad der skulle være mest smagsløst: tweetet eller maden?
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Mama Dragun Dec 5
dear Victoria’s Secret, you said trans women can’t sell the “fantasy” so here i am as a TRANS WOMAN selling the FANTASY! 👼🏻
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 3
Jeg fik spildt lidt salt mens jeg lavede mad. Og lad mig sige jer én ting. Det betyder virkelig uheld! Jeg kastede det over skulderen tre gange og nu skal jeg støvsuge. Hvor uheldig har man lov at være??
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 3
Kun den retmæssige konge af Danmark kan trække låget fri fra krukken og befri pebernødderne.
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 2
Jeg har et expressivt ansigt.
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 2
Har vi ikke allerede en ø for kriminelle? Eller har jeg misforstået Amager?
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NikitaKlaestrup Dec 1
Replying to @AneHoegsberg
Nu glæder jeg mig endnu mere til vores Roadtrip!!
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NikitaKlaestrup Nov 27
The Queen she likes 'em red If she saw white instead She'd raise a fuss And each of us Would quickly lose his head
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