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Nick Craver
Dad, Architecture Lead, Developer, Site Reliability Engineer & DBA. . MS MVP. I build very fast things to improve life for millions of developers.
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Nick Craver 2h
Replying to @Nick_Craver
If you're curious: And meta was up and down for 10 minutes there. Ugh.
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Nick Craver 3h
Maybe hockey is just an elaborate experiment to discourage streakers in sports. Really cold? Check. Slippery surface? Check. Walls around the arena? Check.
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Marc Gravell 3h
Anyone else in .NET-land want an assembly binding redirect mode of "seriously, just load it; if they've swapped the DLL, they already own the machine anyway, and if it just a versioning issue: you're just making work for me" ?
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Nick Craver 3h
outagesCausedByBindingRedirects++;
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Nick Craver 4h
I guess all programmers are bilingual
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Jinsy Oommen Apr 24
When someone new joins your team and thinks all legacy code is bad and they could do better
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Nick Craver 15h
My wife strongly believes it’s a 2 part movie. I’m ~76% sure she’s going to show up to Endgame with an Inifinity War stub and tell them she’s back from intermission.
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Nick Craver 15h
Replying to @tarynpivots
Things are fine and I’m going to hell, what else is new, go get some sleep!
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Nick Craver 15h
Replying to @tarynpivots
A well deserved rest, go recharge! Only a few AGs aren’t syncing right now, we can fix ‘em later.
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Nick Craver 15h
Going to bed by 10 after last night, I’m adulting so hard right now.
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Nick Craver 17h
Replying to @JorgePirro
Well, that’s my kitchen table soooooo...
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Nick Craver 17h
Replying to @terrajobst
Labels don't get emailed, so meh. Comments? Yeah whatever, sure, if it's needed and adds a purpose.
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Nick Craver 19h
Replying to @onovotny
All I heard was "I haven't vacuumed in over 6 years"
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Nick Craver 19h
Replying to @onovotny
I'm not sure whether to send you a vacuum or a blower...
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Nick Craver 19h
Things I wonder from time to time: - "Am I contributing enough?" - "Am I teaching enough?" - "Am I doing the right thing?" - "Am I using my time wisely?" - "Why do we have a class called 'dingus'?"
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Nick Craver 19h
Replying to @shortxstack @JuiceSSH
That's a lot of bs ya got there
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Nick Craver 19h
Every time I get a PR that removes 32 files and 3,500 lines of code:
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Nick Craver 20h
Replying to @fody
That’s what you’re looking at!
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Nick Craver 20h
I couldn’t decide.
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Nick Craver 20h
I think may have the background on that one handy...
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