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Nezrite
Balancing respectable with slacker since...oh, who am I kidding?
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Nezrite Nov 30
Replying to @doctorow
Positively medieval, as one does.
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Nezrite Nov 19
Replying to @kirkcke
The bar seems lower every week
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Nezrite Nov 19
Replying to @kirkcke
God it sucks to grow up, but I appreciate your realism
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Nezrite Nov 19
Replying to @kirkcke
Then you're not trying hard enough!
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Nezrite Nov 15
Replying to @AustinVesely
Isn't that essentially "retweeting stuff that happened in the past year and a half"? I think you can be forgiven.
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Nezrite Nov 9
Replying to @kirkcke
I can't wait to review this purchase.
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Nezrite Nov 9
Due to lousy water quality here, we got a water dispenser for the bedroom. One spigot for room temp, one for cold. Unrelated note, anyone know where I can get a 5-gal jug, split betw prosecco and pinot noir?
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Nezrite Nov 9
Replying to @AustinVesely
Plus, ours is artisanal, hand-crafted corruption, served in Mason jars.
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Nezrite Nov 9
Replying to @Mrs_Stoli
I dreamed for years of having a hot tub. Now I finally do and it's so. far. away. Like, downstairs and across the porch far away. Ughhhhh
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Nezrite Sep 28
Sitting in Lambeau during a lightning storm = Wisconsin's version of a hurricane party
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Nezrite Sep 14
Replying to @TakedownMRAs
Men who think their value is entirely financial will be chagrined after that one lawsuit sticks.
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Nezrite Sep 14
Replying to @eugene_kane
I swear to god, every time I hear "vague description of ominous black man" I know it's self-inflicted.
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Nezrite Sep 12
Replying to @meat_tornado__
Now I want to buy these for my husband just to let him know how much his food shit gets on my nerves.
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Nezrite Sep 8
Replying to @molly_knight @achr0i
Pretty sure she meant to say, "I aer human"
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Nezrite Sep 8
Replying to @shitfoodblogger
There's the validation I needed to get through the weekend!
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Nezrite Sep 8
Replying to @shitfoodblogger
I just bought Campari for the first time this week, because I refuse to let summer go and I want to make Negronis at home. With gin.
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Nezrite Sep 7
Replying to @doctorow
*sings "DRM is mean, DRM is green"*
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Nezrite Sep 6
Replying to @cheerful_ExGF
I'm neutral, inclined to hate but I reserve that for driveway throwdowns.
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Nezrite Sep 6
Replying to @auntbeckyrose
Those are 10 on the Remini scale.
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Nezrite Sep 6
I pay for NYT content because I actually read the Sunday edition over brunch. I head-read the e-WaPo and the search for non-walled content.
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