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Nezrite
Balancing respectable with slacker since...oh, who am I kidding?
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Nezrite Jun 23
Replying to @lawyerthoughts
My ex-husband ALWAYS responded with "uh oh." Oddly, so does my current. Uh oh.
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Nezrite Jun 22
Replying to @DieLaughing
I was gonna say, "Start with my ass" but I was thinking in terms of weight loss, not rude retort.
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Nezrite Jun 22
Replying to @DieLaughing
Well, how "rich" is rich? Asking for a friend.
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Nezrite Jun 22
Replying to @BobbyPantuso
I think that means they stalk you. There is no appropriate response other than to bolster your home security.
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Nezrite Jun 20
Replying to @perlmutations
What? How could we POSSIBLY have known the President watches us obsessively and parrots everything we say?
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Nezrite Jun 19
Replying to @mdesisti
It's noisy out here, too.
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Nezrite Jun 19
C'mon, that is clearly dubbed. That's Sean Spicer's voice.
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Nezrite Jun 18
Replying to @alt_labor
Crazy.
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Nezrite Jun 18
Replying to @InternetHippo
I love what you've done with your hair, BTW.
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Nezrite Jun 18
Replying to @DudeSlater @BAKKOOONN
Twenty-one gun salute for a bang-up guy!
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Nezrite Jun 18
Replying to @tagyourheathen
The glasses? Not those, either.
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Nezrite Jun 17
Replying to @BobbyPantuso
I'm about to pack a bag and get "stuck" too if these tweets are any indication.
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Nezrite Jun 15
Ah c'mon - really?
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Nezrite Jun 15
But did you get a burger? It's okay if you got a burger.
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Nezrite Jun 15
Replying to @rabiasquared
I'd say this is the highest office in the land to consistently play "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"
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Nezrite Jun 15
So, one might say she persisted then?
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Nezrite Jun 15
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Oh, it'll be greater again very soon, I'm sure of that.
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Nezrite Jun 15
Replying to @inthefade @hodgman
Maybe he means we're the last bastion of civility and when it degrades on our side, we're REALLY in trouble...
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Nezrite Jun 13
Unless we bring back the pillory - that might be fun.
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Nezrite Jun 13
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
We truly are great people, especially us in Milwaukee County who voted solidly Democrat.
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