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UCSB Nexustentialism
Daily Nexus satire section / the last bastion of the talentless and the self-defeated.
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UCSB Nexustentialism May 7
When you wanna join in the fun but remember you're the reason why they're protesting in the first place
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UCSB Nexustentialism May 6
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UCSB Nexustentialism May 1
how i type my papers knowing i'll only go 1 sentence into the minimum page requirement ">
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Daily Nexus Apr 30
“There’s nothing more rewarding than condescendingly explaining a basic concept to a woman so that her simple lady brain can understand,” TA Seth Jameson said. ()
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UCSB Nexustentialism Apr 29
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ali Apr 26
UCLA, Berkeley, or Stanford student: man I really love my school, I feel like I’m getting a world-class education. me, UCSB student: but is ur school.....by the beach?
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UCSB Nexustentialism Apr 25
Literally all students: we need more outlets in the UCEN Hieu Le: a laser cutter and indoor dance stage it is
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UCSB Nexustentialism Apr 24
What the NEWCEN really needs
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Daily Nexus Apr 24
Anikka’s observations reflect that of the university’s concern of D.A.D.S.S. — Day After Drinking Shitting Syndrome, which is predominant within UCSB students. ()
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UCSB Nexustentialism Apr 21
Nexustentialism's goal and vision 😤🙌🙌
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Daily Nexus Apr 20
According to my source (UCSB Meme Cuisine for Horny Teens), Yang chancels but he also cancels. But what else? ()
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Daily Nexus Apr 16
I tried my very hardest but I couldn’t send it, not even half way. I only wore Patagonia sweaters no matter how hot it was, I went to every event, I told all the brothers that they were “so dope” and I even mentioned that I’m a plug. ()
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Daily Nexus Apr 17
“We have made the executive decision that three Subways in a square mile radius is simply not enough,” Chancellor Henry T. Yang said in a statement. ()
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Daily Nexus Apr 11
Against the odds, Krista Evert has found the confidence to revive low-rise jeans (probably because she’s super pretty and can do stuff like that). ()
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UCSB Nexustentialism Apr 10
When you're on Facebook during lecture instead of taking notes and the professor calls you out on it
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Daily Nexus Apr 10
Remember, you do not like cats because they are lovable, you only like the ungrateful social parasites because you are infected ()
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Daily Nexus Mar 31
3. Put a sock on your bedroom door. A classic!! Your dad is 100% going to fist bump you the next morning over your “congrats you got laid” breakfast made by your mom. ()
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Daily Nexus Mar 21
3. Thou shalt not wear underwear with yoga pants. Full. Commando. ()
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Daily Nexus Mar 22
An anonymous library-goer said. “If you’re going to listen to Nickelback on repeat, at least have the decency to invest in a good pair of headphones.” ()
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UCSB Nexustentialism Mar 20
Professors talking to students who complained about how hard their final was
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