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Captain Tight Pants
Browncoat, Hellraiser and comic junkie that loves science, pot, movies and music.
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Captain Tight Pants 3m
Replying to @ShannonBaerwald
I need to just block everything political tbh lol
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Captain Tight Pants 9m
Replying to @PrimeBane
Yes sir they should haha
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Replying to @arrrdeecee
This is very little in this world that can offend me tbh haha
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Replying to @horbayj
You gotta love the party backing white supremacy calling someone else a racist 😂
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Replying to @ShannonBaerwald
Well look at the last batch of the PM invading Bianca’s space lol.
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Replying to @arrrdeecee
Meh I am still not offending at all lol
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Captain Tight Pants 19m
Just some random thoughts.... Do all mimes have to apologize for doing whiteface? Is whiteface even a thing?
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Captain Tight Pants 32m
Replying to @SpencerFernando
Quite hypocritical of you bud. Scheer said a 15 year old video shouldn’t mean anything about what a person now believes and you hosers all ate it up but now suddenly an 18 year old photo is damning? Plus he apologized for it which Scheer said forgives him. Grow up Spencer.
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Captain Tight Pants 33m
Rdj has not groped someone? Lol what fucking planet do you live on? Lol
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Nick Grant 43m
Absolutely disgusting. Wait till people hear about Robert Downey Jr too
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Captain Tight Pants 38m
If Scheer and the Cons say a 15 year old video shouldn't mean anything about what someone believes now, what can they say about an 18 year old photo? 😂
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Captain Tight Pants 42m
If the internet was around when I was growing up I would probably be deemed unfit for society lol.
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Captain Tight Pants 47m
Pssss.... Aladdin Nights costume party does not equal “homosexual unions do not create children, so are invalid” 🤷🏻‍♂️ direct your “outrage” appropriately
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Captain Tight Pants 51m
The funny thing about that picture is that it’s black and white so he may not even be wearing black face, he could simply be a genie with dark green make up. Not that I even care tbh lol this is just the cons game of trying to gain points without deserving them.
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Captain Tight Pants 54m
Replying to @DirtbagDonny
The cons have seriously gone off the deep end 😂😂😂 I love it
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Captain Tight Pants 58m
Are the cons seriously trying to win an election using pictures? I knew picture books are the norm for their base but can we get back to the adult world and use words? Perhaps mention a platform and a donor list? Is that seriously asking too much from the cons?
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Replying to @darthvanderlaan
Me too and for some reason devils fans keep listing us so make them pay haha
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Captain Tight Pants 3h
He’s rich, of course he supports the people that look out for the rich only. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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