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steve
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steve 5h
Replying to @aidanwould
Where's the airhorn?
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steve 5h
I'll be his agent.
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steve 5h
Objection, relevance?
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steve 5h
Yeah. Especially when contextualized alongside the Tomahawk Chop and the Indians' logo
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Chorizy-E 6h
Replying to @JeffPassan
I'm actually very interested to hear what this word is so I can see what crosses the line for the MLB
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Josh Billinson 11h
As the youngest child, I’ve taken it upon myself to lightly redact the Haggadah in advance of tonight’s first Seder
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steve 6h
Replying to @jonfeng1
my mom was a kindergarten teacher i'm p sure I know what they say
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steve 6h
It was the one that started with "n"
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steve 6h
black guy says the n-word: SUSPENDED white people do a racist chant: ALL COOL FLOKS!
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what a Metstake 6h
okay tim I need to know what "language" you used so I can figure out how fucking enraged I am at MLB. A league where a team has a racist logo and another teams fan base does a "tomahawk chop"
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steve 6h
Replying to @serious_jammage
"look at me I'm Jacob I passed kindergarten I'm so smart"
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steve 6h
Replying to @serious_jammage
MEOW MEOW BRING ME THE BEAR
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Shannon 7h
Tim Anderson gets suspended "because of language," and somewhere out there, Terry Collins is laughing
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steve 7h
Gio --> Bullpen
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steve 8h
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steve 11h
Fun fact if you simultaneously say something "vindicates" you and is also "total bullshit," you're basically saying you're guilty.
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steve 11h
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steve 11h
Replying to @vandygirl1998
You should bring me there and bring the girls and we can make signs that say things like BASEBALL and I'M WITH STEVE
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steve 12h
I need to go to the Pfitz this season, don't I?
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steve 21h
Replying to @pithyenigmatic
GET THAT FOOD LIAM
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