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Dave Higgins
Retro gamer, grapple fan, beer brewer, Cicerone Certified Beer Server, loud singer, Disnerd, occasional humourist and writer. Politics:
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Dave Higgins 16h
Blimey, Gibson. Light a match or something next time!
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Dave Higgins 16h
Replying to @BeerNouveau @PotNoodle
Off the back of this, I thought a Pot Noodle taproom would be great. Small batch flavours, limited releases etc. Then I realised it just needs one tap. A boiling one. So not much of a taproom, really.
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Dave Higgins 18h
Replying to @SimondoBath @PureTKC
Nowt wrong with it. Prince pulled off wearing one in the bath.
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
Replying to @SimondoBath
Indeed we are :)
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
Replying to @BrewDog
You're still not going to let me have Piss Stained Candy Floss, are you?
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
Replying to @Patrick_W_Reed
He's the Kingslayer because he beat HHH. He's the Beastslayer because he beat Lesnar. He says Burn It Down because... um... he beat Kane? He's the Architect because he... er... beat up a bloke who designs buildings? I'd like to see him beat up Tom Araya and be the SlayerSlayer.
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TheGrantPerkins Jun 26
What aren't your credit card details? Wrong answers only.
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
Replying to @fourfoot
Imagine what I'd do if divine powers suddenly surfaced in me, and I had control over all of existence and reality.
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
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Dave Higgins Jun 26
Replying to @fourfoot
Nope. The exploitative frauds and charlatans ruin it for the end of the pier entertainers who present themselves as entertainers, though.
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GrumpySkeletor Jun 25
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Dave Higgins Jun 25
Replying to @p_dan_tic
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Dave Higgins Jun 25
A notorious match where many things went wrong in the most terrible, awesome way.
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Dave Higgins Jun 25
I presume Boris said his hobby is painting crates to look like buses because ‘Siring Bastards’ doesn’t play well with the electorate.
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Ray 🦔 Jun 21
Shoot for the moon. If you miss, reload and fire again. The moon must be stopped at all costs.
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Paul Rose Jun 24
Not to blow my own horn or anything, but I think this might be the greatest joke of all time. QUESTION: Which chemical compound is the opposite of methane? ANSWER: Youtarzan.
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jen merritt!!! Jun 23
this is it. this is peak comedy. nothing will ever be funnier than this
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Dave Higgins Jun 24
Replying to @CarsmileSteve
That’s a Fairchild Channel F - predates the Atari VCS by a year, if memory serves - 1976. So it predates even the early Binatone things too!
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Kristopher P Lettuce Jun 23
Buzz Sawyer was the king of the powerslam this rules
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Dave Higgins Jun 23
Replying to @Y2jimbob @TheOJMO and 2 others
Your fart revolts even you.
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