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Mr_M_Morris
Opinionated lib, science educator. SJW, dad, hubby. I bleed Aggie maroon (aka DecadePlan), Cubs blue, and Carpenter PRIDE.
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Mr_M_Morris 1h
Hmphhhh! You people are why The Greatest Show on Earth died. Other than their gross mistreatment of elephants. Which in all seriousness made me wanna puke. But i digress....
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Mr_M_Morris 1h
I heard a rumor today that the Barney & Friends set will be converted into the Trump library. The treehouse will be converted into The Hall of Emoluments
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Mr_M_Morris 1h
Uh oh. Mike just drew the 45s. Zac's name has been taken in vain. Much bigger than a movie now.
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Mr_M_Morris 1h
Replying to @bsperk02 @hm_hernandez
Just as well. You're no match for Zendaya. Of course, I've never seen you in a pink wig so I reserve final judgment.
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02 @hm_hernandez
Exactly. That's poetry. Why do Lion People think zebras aren't worth defending in our verse?
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02 @hm_hernandez
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02 @hm_hernandez
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @hm_hernandez @bsperk02
Imma start a fight with the bench when they come out to retaliate. Get 'im Mike.
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02 @hm_hernandez
Boooooo! You just dont like that a buxom lady with a beard got to meet the equally dashing Zac Efron before you did.
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02
Probably hanging out in a bar with the Ringling Brothers, wondering how they will ever get their oversized tent business off the ground.
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02
But Sperkles, it made for a better movie. What good would the song "Never Enough (Reprise)" be without that artistry? Hmmmm?
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @labayouboy
Same. We didn't do that as far as I knew. To be fair, beer hadn't been invented yet back when I graduated.
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Maggie Resists Trump Nov 16
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Made with love for my meme-guru friend,
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Mr_M_Morris 2h
Replying to @bsperk02
He killed the dreams and love of the songbird Jenny Lind
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Mr_M_Morris 4h
Replying to @KClarke95
Crazy idea, yours. Next thing you know, women will be wearing clothing that pleases them and not some boorish incel at work.
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Mr_M_Morris 4h
This head of hair is absolutely stunning and attractive. This opinion of it, equally stunning in its wrongness.
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Mr_M_Morris 4h
Replying to @mwhammer99
Of course
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Mr_M_Morris 4h
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Mr_M_Morris 4h
A Chernow speech. He is an excellent biographer but good lord, that's going to be boring. Zzzzz.
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