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Mr_Momo
Opinionated lib, science educator. SJW, dad, hubby. I bleed Aggie maroon (aka DecadePlan), Cubs blue, and Carpenter PRIDE.
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Mr_Momo 2h
He's already challenged.
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Mr_Momo 2h
I hung myself upside down by my feet in the garage by standing in a loop of a rope I had slung over the garage door rail. Then I panicked and let go, piledriving my skull into the garage floor, yielding an ER visit. Sorry ladies, I'm married.
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PGA of America Dec 4
We’re relocating our HQ to Frisco, Texas as part of an innovative, public-private partnership. More 👉
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Mr_Momo 2h
This is Romeo throwing sweet-face. He's my lil dude.
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Mr_Momo 2h
Replying to @Sir_Fahrenheit
❤❤❤
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Mr_Momo 3h
Replying to @leighalexandra4
Oooo. I've been there. Very pretty caverns. For a claustrophobe, I love sightseeing caves.
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Mr_Momo 3h
My daughter is at a friend's house and will need to be picked up. That is putting a terrible dent in Naked Thursday plans.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Us: What number you on, Sam? Sam: Blue Then we will know.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Impotence is sad, Niki. Let 'im stew in his insignificant juices.
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Mr_Momo 3h
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Mr_Momo 3h
Replying to @ashholesimmons
We'll be childish with you Ash. We am your Childish People.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Lol. Personal problems? I think we can ALL safely admit to those.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Love you Non. Made me giddy and stuff. Kinda refried beans.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Replying to @Shann_ME
(Grin, it was a remark about that lady's butt)
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Mr_Momo 3h
😲
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Mr_Momo 3h
I'm just glad I'm their political bent.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Replying to @BENTWOOKlE
Dibs on Biggie.
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Mr_Momo 3h
Replying to @Shann_ME
Who's that dude?
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Mr_Momo 3h
I got fatter just reading your tweets.
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