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Mr_M_Morris
Opinionated lib, science educator. SJW, dad, hubby. I bleed Aggie maroon (aka DecadePlan), Cubs blue, and Carpenter PRIDE.
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Mr_M_Morris 6h
Okay, I have a serious question. If, on one of his African hunting trips, Don Jr. is eaten by a lion, does the lion also eat his regular meal?
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
I still remember burping my oldest son after he had a belly full of milk. Oh, how he cried as I eld him against my shoulder and patted his back. "Dad, stop, I'm 19!"
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
🤣🤣 Ange, you are hands down my favorite Twitter wordsmith.
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
I call that day "Saturday"
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
When did she kicked in the head by a mule?
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
Replying to @JasonOrOfficial
Same. I pretty much only like German Chocolate cake
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
Replying to @ashholesimmons
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Mr_M_Morris 7h
Leo, resting his chin on Opie, who's laying on top of Leo. 🤣
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Mr_M_Morris 8h
Replying to @StephenOnFOX @astros
That look of confusion on her face is crushing. The Astros need more like her and none like him. Stay home ya bag of hate!
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Mr_M_Morris 8h
Terrible names. I'm glad they went with Snap, Crackle and Pop
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Mr_M_Morris 9h
Poor guy. Looks a little (😎) deflated.
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Mr_M_Morris 12h
Replying to @mrbrettmcdonald
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Mr_M_Morris 12h
Dear Sens. and - are the two of you going to warn your Republican colleagues off of a rush to nominate Brett Kavanaugh? Their preemption of any other probable accusers should automatically lose your vote. In advance. They're hiding something.
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Mr_M_Morris 12h
Replying to @SteampunkMuppet
Because he's STUPID. A truly unique brand of stupid.
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Mr_M_Morris 13h
Replying to @hotpinkcubsgirl
"Comrades: Day 623. Nothing to report...again. - Yuri" 🤣
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Mr_M_Morris 13h
Imagine being a spy and having to gather intelligence from Donald Trump. B-O-R-I-N-G!
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Mr_M_Morris 13h
Wow Shann, you made my knees buckle for a second. 😍😁
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Mr_M_Morris 13h
Replying to @kvconstant
Wait, so he believes her that she was drunk but not that she was assaulted? How very selective of him.
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