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Tommy Campbell
Comic often touring with Jim Jefferies | Actor: The Dark Knight | Doctor Who | Arrow | Supernatural | Foodie | ‘Stupid Shaming’ out now ➡️
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Tommy Campbell Nov 16
Two years ago today my father passed away, and today our son was born. Surreal. ❤️😀🍻
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Tommy Campbell Nov 16
Yes many pitfalls such as bankruptcies, lawsuits, Fiji water bottles and getting caught colluding with Russia.
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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠 Nov 15
Sweet Jesus I’ve been looking everywhere for an Eat Sunflower Seeds While You Watch A Video On Your Phone Bowl!
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
Still says ‘Boardroom Advisor on the Apprentice’. When will this idiot update his bio? Also, his location should soon say ‘Jail’.
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
Replying to @dangermarin
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
White House CONFIRMS authenticity of leaked iMessages between Steven Mnuchin and Donald Trump.
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jordan Nov 15
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Tony Posnanski Nov 15
Why don’t they just take the Roy Moore yearbook to Pawn Stars and get that expert verifying?
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Jake Tapper Nov 15
So glad President Trump RTed this from the official taxpayer-funded account. Wouldn't want anyone -- or the presidential records act -- to miss it!
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
White House CONFIRMS authenticity of leaked iMessages between Steven Mnuchin and Donald Trump.
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
Bring out the gimp.
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Elon Musk Nov 15
It can transform into a robot, fight aliens and make one hell of a latte
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Tommy Campbell Nov 15
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Constant mass shootings that you do nothing about is not something other countries respect.
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Tommy Campbell Apr 7
Ted Cruz "Putin has a reason to fear Trump." Yeah, because someone with 16 years in KGB would be scared of someone with 14 years on NBC. 😂
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Nov 13
I suspect as many as 10% of my scientific colleagues fall somewhere on the spectrum. The Universe clearly has room for us all
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jordan Nov 13
Replying to @seanhannity @Keurig
Liar. He called your comments "objectionable content" and said the decision to pull ads was "business as usual." He only objected to the tweet announcing it.
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Tommy Campbell Nov 12
This season of Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best season of any comedy on television ever. Real and hysterical.
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Tommy Campbell Nov 12
When I saw trending I was suddenly overcome with the fear that my coffee maker may try and masturbate in my kitchen.
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Tony Posnanski Nov 12
Scott Baio has decided to by not serving any coffee on his shift at Subway today.
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Tommy Campbell Nov 11
My shrimp risotto with fresh peas, lemon, garlic and a nice Chardonnay. Come over! 🍤 🍋
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