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Tommy Campbell
Comedian/Actor: The Dark Knight|Doctor Who|Arrow|Supernatural |HuffPo|Foodie| Stream my new comedy album ➡️ ➡️
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Tommy Campbell 16h
Smashing a smoked meat sandwich with the pickles I heard about on the watercooler. McClure's, sponsor them ASAP!
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Tommy Campbell 17h
Air Force One burns 5 gal. fuel/mile 1 gal. is 20lbs CO2 = 100lbs/mile. D.C.✈️Mar-A-Lago 809 miles 80900 lbs CO2 ONE WAY
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Tommy Campbell 16h
Smashing a smoked meat sandwich with the pickles I heard about on the watercooler. McClure's, sponsor them ASAP!
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Tommy Campbell 17h
Air Force One burns 5 gal. fuel/mile 1 gal. is 20lbs CO2 = 100lbs/mile. D.C.✈️Mar-A-Lago 809 miles 80900 lbs CO2 ONE WAY
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Tommy Campbell 19h
Replying to @GordonRamsay
What's with the f***ing bottle of Coke?!
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Tommy Campbell 19h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Your only achievement has been setting the record for vacation days. Nobody intelligent respects you!
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Tommy Campbell 19h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Your only achievement has been setting the record for vacation days. Nobody intelligent respects you!
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You mean you're looking forward to a hoard of cross-eyed people with Mountain Dew mouth stains and greasy mullets cheering your dumb a**!
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Nobody intelligent supports Donald Trump.
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Please let there be a lost video of Trump trying to throw football over them mountains.
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaw!
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Tony Posnanski 21h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
YEAHHHHH!!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!! ITS FINALLY HERE!!! IMMA IRONING MY WRANGLERS AND MY DUCK DYNASTY CAMO HOODIE!
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Tommy Campbell 21h
I'm in the walkout finished basement of the house I own, reading a book while news plays in the background, but please, go on...
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Ha ha
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Tommy Campbell 21h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You mean you're looking forward to a hoard of cross-eyed people with Mountain Dew mouth stains and greasy mullets cheering your dumb a**!
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Tommy Campbell 22h
Truth!
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Matt Haig 23h
Believing in climate change is not left wing. It's just science. If you don't believe in it, that's because of your ignorance, not politics.
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Tommy Campbell 23h
Don't get so excited Cheeto, it's FOX; they're as credible as your 'University'.
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Tommy Campbell 23h
Don't get so excited Cheeto, it's FOX; they're as credible as your 'University'.
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Tommy Campbell Apr 28
Donald Trump spending 1-on-1 interview talking about his better old life is like taking your wife to dinner & talking about your ex's tits.
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