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James May
Delivering for Amazon. How's my driving? Call 0-800-Sodoff
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James May 15h
Near enough!
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James May 15h
Usual request, England. Goal from a diving header, please.
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James May 19h
Replying to @stephengribbin
Nay.
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James May 19h
Replying to @interflexdwarf
No, I was.
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James May Jun 23
May, Jim (1963 -) ‘East of Hammersmith Bridge, after Monet.’ (Photovoltaic scam, 2018)
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James May Jun 22
Replying to @Ludi_lol
I did, around eight years ago, at £35k, but bottled it.
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James May Jun 21
Replying to @jane_brewer
It's the longest day Summer is igoin out Like a bullock's fart
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James May Jun 21
That's 1991, so I'm 28. Babsie wins.
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James May Jun 21
Replying to @harrismonkey
Who are all those children sitting around a Caterham? One of them looks a bit like me.
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James May Jun 20
Horrible.
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James May Jun 20
Replying to @AbbieEaton44
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James May Jun 19
Replying to @PhilatelicGrant
Don't worry about it. Already forgotten.
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James May Jun 18
Replying to @PhilatelicGrant
Fair enough, and I’m sorry if my response was a bit spiked. I just get bored with people assuming everything is a reference to the war.
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James May Jun 18
I merely mentioned Germany losing, and we were talking about football. You assumed a connection with the war, so you have the problem.
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James May Jun 18
Replying to @wbehun @CamiesElliott
No it wasn’t. The joke is about driving licences.
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James May Jun 18
Replying to @PhilatelicGrant
I’m not referring to the war. You can’t stop thinking about it.
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James May Jun 18
Replying to @adam_m_white
I haven’t mentioned it. The obsession is yours.
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James May Jun 17
Replying to @ahiret_express
No, Porsche didn’t borrow from the British. We were a bit behind. But we did help revive production, along with German engineers.
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James May Jun 17
Replying to @ahiret_express
Not actually a Tatra design. Bit of Tatra, bit of Ganz, bit of Porsche’s earlier work, blah blah. Bit of Britain, too, and a lot of Nordhoff. Complex story.
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James May Jun 17
Replying to @elpintado
Thank you, and congratulations on your win.
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