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Murt
I love popsicle stick jokes, the Philadelphia Eagles & Prosecco. I dislike unnecessary traffic & people who don’t put their carts back at the grocery store ✌🏼
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Murt 3h
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Derek is Ross from Friends right now.
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Murt 24h
Does my insurance cover a Chris Harrison therapy session???
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Jacob Howle Aug 20
When Derek said “she’s probably going through so much more than I am”
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Lauren Aug 19
Raise your hand if you ‘met’ Blake at Stagecoach
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Murt Aug 19
Replying to @JaysenStarr
Lmao I know. It’s kinda funny she just wants to mess with Blake
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Murt Aug 19
Replying to @aliweitz
Exactly hahaha i don’t get it. Like I agree pick one and please don’t let it be Blake hahaha but she’s just playin the game!
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Murt Aug 19
KRISTINA WHY???? WHY!!!!!!!!!!
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Murt Aug 19
Replying to @aliweitz
Exactly haha she’s 24! And isn’t the point of paradise to test the waters? At least she picked Dylan though!! I love them together! Haha
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Murt Aug 19
Hannah better pick vitamin D!!!!!
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Murt Aug 17
Didn’t you notice it’s his tier 1 team? Haha Toucheeeeee Ru.
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Murt Aug 17
Greatest gif I’ve ever seen.
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Murt Aug 17
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Murt Aug 17
Replying to @kmess22 @uris_22 and 5 others
Ps. I love all the friends gifs today
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Murt Aug 17
Replying to @kmess22 @uris_22 and 5 others
^ 😉
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Murt Aug 17
Replying to @kmess22 @uris_22 and 5 others
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Murt Aug 17
Replying to @kmess22 @uris_22 and 5 others
It’s cool. I like being different. I’ll take the Harlem Globetrotters. Thanks in advance.
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Murt Aug 17
And then you can bring Chuckles as your tier 1 date.
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Murt Aug 17
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Murt Aug 17
Replying to @kmess22 @uris_22 and 5 others
We weren’t even talking about who had the most clicked blog of all time but high 5 kev. Haha
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