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MURT
That hot chick at the bar who destroys u in sports trivia then beats u in a beer chugging contest with perfectly manicured nails.
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MURT Mar 21
Hey - just wanna say Ru rules and he’s the Fuckin man. I like that he drinks coors and just speakin the truth, Chevys made a huge comeback In the last few years...hate the commercials but can’t deny the facts. 🤷🏻‍♀️ don’t be a dick sweetie. 😘
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Branded Sports Mar 21
Find out which “Florida man” you are
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MURT Mar 21
So this meme went viral & I wrote about it. Another immature article by yours truly. Google “Florida Man + your bday” for a good laugh.... Here’s what I got!
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MURT Mar 20
Be the person your dog thinks you are 💙
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MURT Mar 20
Replying to @BrandedRu
Well you’re a a fat whore and I love u
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MURT Mar 19
Anyone else get stressed just looking at this??? 😐
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MURT Mar 19
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MURT Mar 18
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MURT Mar 18
Giada. Easy vote.
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Branded Sports Mar 15
The 2019 Bad Bitchness Bracket is here
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MURT Mar 15
Replying to @branded_sports
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MURT Mar 15
Funniest meme of the day. 😂
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MURT Mar 14
I saw them when I was 12, 25 and now 32! True fan since the beginning! Can’t.Freaking.Wait!!!!
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Branded Sports Mar 14
Boner cams exist, finally!!!
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MURT Mar 14
Read my blog about Boner cams because they exist now.
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MURT Mar 13
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Ru Mar 13
If the Eagles don't win the NFC East I think twitter will break
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MURT Mar 13
Replying to @Jay_Roget @AOC
She’s the worst
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MURT Mar 13
Did anyone else just ASSUME that celebrities paid to get their kids into college and are shocked that it’s actually illegal??!? 😂😂
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MURT Mar 13
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