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Branded_MURT
I write blogs that reflect my real life personality: smart, sarcastic, immature, sporty, honest & sometimes bitchy but I’m hot & know my shit.
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Branded_MURT May 21
If I took a shot every time they said the word “bold” in The Bachelorette, I would be dead.
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Branded_MURT May 13
Two pilots is the bachelorette version of two beauty pageant girls
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Branded_MURT May 13
Bachelorette Producers: "how can we top the charming wit of fan favorite grocery store Joe?" "We found a cute guy who really loves to sell boxes"
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Branded_MURT May 12
Replying to @BrandedRu
I know it was crazy I was like wait did it really do that? 😒
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Branded_MURT May 12
Replying to @BrandedRu
It was legit like a scene in a movie 😩
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Branded_MURT May 12
Replying to @Booradley16
Yea that was brutal
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Branded_MURT May 12
Holy shit.... that’s a heartbreaker 💔
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The Action Network May 12
Live look in at Sixers fans
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Branded_MURT May 11
Replying to @BrandedRu
The buzz I had is now ruined. Holy shit.
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Branded_MURT May 9
“Nikki better watch out they don’t put a horse head in her bed!”
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Branded_MURT May 9
That’s seriously hilarious! Haha dammit google!
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Branded_MURT May 9
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Branded_MURT May 9
Found him like this. King of naps. 😍
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Branded_MURT May 9
Replying to @JPopo07
Picture or it’s not true
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Branded_MURT May 9
Replying to @BrandedRu @Riches61
Why are cowboys fans so easy to date? They love losers and don’t expect a ring!
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Branded_MURT May 9
Kevin your glamour shot guy def drives a white van with broken windows 😂
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Branded_MURT May 9
These are so good. 😭
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Branded_MURT May 9
Replying to @mikeruic52
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Branded_MURT May 9
Replying to @Tropes1406
Thank you thank you. Busted out some color. Haha
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