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Montona
love a good laugh (&cats)
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John Cleese 27 Feb 19
I had dinner recently with someone from the world of finance, who told me that he thought that Brexit might have a number of good long term effects I left the table, of course, after abusing him briefly. Should I have done more ?
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Montona 1 Aug 18
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George Carlin 23 May 17
If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.
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Stephen Fry 7 Oct 17
We’re about to lose everything that’s good about the internet. Unless we all act now …
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TheLOLempire 12 Jul 17
England according to a Japanese textbook
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TheLOLempire 12 Jul 17
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TheLOLempire 13 Jul 17
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Jesus H Christ 23 Sep 17
Always remember that 6000 years ago some chick was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake and that's now your fault
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Jesus H Christ 5 Oct 17
Anyone know anything about drones? Bought this and it's not working!
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John Cleese 19 Oct 17
Let him who is without grammatical mistakes keep his mouth shut
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John Cleese 20 Jun 17
The UK Brexit negotiation team
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Ellen DeGeneres 21 Jul 17
This needs to be a Hallmark card.
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Jesus H Christ 8 Jul 17
When Christians come to the gates of heaven I sometimes meet them wearing a turban just for a laugh to freak them out
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Jesus H Christ 17 Jul 17
If I don't exist then how do I have a Twitter account? Checkmate Atheists
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Montona 23 Jul 17
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TheLOLempire 13 Jul 17
The next time the doctor keeps you waiting…
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TheLOLempire 2 Jul 17
My brother works for the police department. He was checking the dispatch and noticed this…
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TheLOLempire 1 Jul 17
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TheLOLempire 2 Jul 17
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