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Andrej&Barbara, husband&wife, business partners, living in Motovun, renting houses& taking care of them too, renting bikes, love a good laugh (&cats)
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Ellen DeGeneres Jul 21
This needs to be a Hallmark card.
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Jesus H Christ Jul 8
When Christians come to the gates of heaven I sometimes meet them wearing a turban just for a laugh to freak them out
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Jesus H Christ Jul 17
If I don't exist then how do I have a Twitter account? Checkmate Atheists
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TheLOLempire Jul 13
The next time the doctor keeps you waiting…
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TheLOLempire Jul 2
My brother works for the police department. He was checking the dispatch and noticed this…
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Jesus H Christ Jun 24
Top 10 prayers 10 Puppy 9 Find keys 8 Lottery 7 Boss’ death 6 Own death 5 Lose 10lbs 4 Get laid 3 End Trump 2 Big penis 1 Tom Hardy
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Jesus H Christ Jun 25
When you invite a mate for bread and fish dinner and he posts it on Facebook
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Ricky Gervais May 9
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Soft Side Jun 1
Most rappers find their inspiration in the streets, found his in a purr.
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TheLOLempire Apr 18
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James Mitchell Apr 14
Horse stomps on alligator.. Is this a food chain reversal? 😲
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ATTN: Mar 7
People are very worried about this temperature trend.
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Jesus H Christ Feb 26
Technically I'm allowed to leave doors open because I actually was born in a barn
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TheLOLempire Mar 13
My 83 yo mom’s kitchen canisters don’t need fixing.
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TheLOLempire Mar 13
“Fixed” the kitchen canister labels last week. Wife hasn’t noticee, yet.
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TheLOLempire Mar 13
When the boss is out of office
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