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Your Mom. 4h
Hearing the toddler dumping mass amounts of toys in a room I cleaned yesterday... 😭
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Your Mom. 5h
Pretty sure my toddler is half teenager.
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boy mom πŸ’™ 6h
Trying to get my toddler to take medicine is like wrestling a dinosaur... πŸ˜πŸ˜’
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#MomLife 8h
No language can express the power and beauty, and heroism, and majesty of a mother's love.
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boy mom πŸ’™ 6h
Replying to @BunAndLeggings
Oh no! My thoughts are with you!! I hope you have a speedy recovery ❀️❀️
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boy mom πŸ’™ 6h
Replying to @OfficialPTWStev
I’m always open to new friendships! Message me anytime :)
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boy mom πŸ’™ 8h
Replying to @QueenBbecT
I’m from West Virginia too! πŸ™‚πŸ™ƒ
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Scary Mommy Feb 17
People without kids commenting on my caffeine consumption: OMG, you’re getting Starbucks (or having caffeine) at 3 p.m.! Won’t you be up all night? Me: Haha, like THAT’s going to be the thing that keeps me up all night.
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Scary Mommy Feb 17
All children learn differently, feel differently, grow differently, act differently. We aren't supposed to love our children the same. We are supposed to love them the way they need to be loved.
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#MomLife Feb 16
"Your total mega meltdown tantrum really helped me see your side of things", SAID NO MOM EVER!
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Richard Dean Feb 16
Our 1yo took his first steps last night. But my wife wasn’t home. She fights the hassles of foster parenting daily, with no reward. So today with β€œmama” on the couch, I stood him up. With a huge smile he wobbled straight to her, And to the very best hug. For both of them.❀️
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 17
My 4 year old just informed me that his shirt tasted like donuts.. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 17
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by your children....
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honestly mom Feb 17
Raise your hand if you have been head butted in the nose by your kid. πŸ–‘
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 16
Sometimes I just want to say screw it all and throw in the towel😩 one step forward then two steps back
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 16
I need friends.. and a life.. and a drink πŸ₯‚
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 16
From being very insecure, too now. I’ve came a long way, and I have a long ways to go. Here’s too down today. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ» struggled so hard loosing baby weight, it’s taken almost 5 years but I finally see a light at the end! ☺️
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Melicious Mama Feb 15
My advice for parents to be: Invest in mattress protectors for EVERY bed. They will piss on EVERY single one. If only they had piss protection for EVERYTHING. Also, don’t have nice things.
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Mummy πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Feb 15
β€œDon’t point it up! You’ll pee on your face!” - Boy mom
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boy mom πŸ’™ Feb 15
Newborn- β€œAww I cant wait till he can talk and say mommy!” 4 years later, my toddler every 8 seconds- β€œMommy look” β€œMommy is that cool” β€œMommy see” β€œMommy Mommy Mommy Mommy” Me- my name isn’t Mommy πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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