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Mark Sands
Public affairs. Formerly of , and others. Now on politics, transport, tech and healthcare. Sporadic rants about Chelsea and videogames.
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Mark Sands Feb 22
Astonishing reporting from the FT. The accidental cruelty of the institutions involved here is breathtaking. Behind closed doors: modern slavery in Kensington via
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Chelsea FC Jan 18
Just the one change for the Blues! 📝
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Mark Sands Jan 13
Replying to @alexandra_ruthk
Key stakeholders.
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Mark Sands Jan 13
Replying to @alexandra_ruthk
You’re hurting my street cred.
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Mark Sands Jan 13
Replying to @SippySlicker
Dinner AND a movie? I can't compete with that.
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Mark Sands Jan 13
I'm not saying this dude is trying too hard, but the first date that I planned for my girlfriend was in a pub in Deptford.
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Mark Sands Jan 8
Who among us has not considered divorcing from our family in the immediate days after Christmas?
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Mark Sands Jan 4
Replying to @JackTindale
It was "snek with ears" wasn't it? On the plus side, the missing vowels rounds on these specials are unusually punishing.
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Mark Sands Jan 2
The Chalkpit was one of my favourite pubs, always trying to be different - all the food was cooked on a Big Green Egg bbq and for a long time, no drinks were larger than two-thirds of a pint. Sadly, the doors have shut for the last time.
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Mark Sands Jan 1
is so much more than Taika Waititi's hilarious Hitler impression. A genuinely moving couple of hours. Highly rated.
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Toby Earle Dec 28
Possibly the sixth or seventh best joke of the decade
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dan barker Dec 28
In a fitting end to the 2010s, Jeff Bezos is responsible for the last Number 1 Single of the year, Ellie Goulding's "River" (by Joni Mitchell). Here's how: 1. You can't find it on Spotify, Apple, Google. 2. That's because - aside from Youtube - it's Amazon exclusive. and...
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Mark Sands Dec 28
Replying to @Sloughbag
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Mark Sands Dec 22
Coming to this super late, but "HOWZAT FOR A CORRECTION!!" ...what do you mean someone has made that joke already?
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Flags Mashup Bot Dec 22
Special edition England + First Galactic Empire = First Galactic England:
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Rob Merrick Dec 19
Hoping the very brave Steve Rosenberg dusts down his door handles on a daily basis…...
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Martha Gill Dec 19
Every other paper on Cats: "Spay it and pretend it never happened. One star" The FT: "Worryingly erotic. Four stars"
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Mark Sands Dec 17
Replying to @RAF_IFA
But, this is literally the opposite of a pout, Al. If anything it's some kind of Brussels gurn?
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Mark Sands Dec 16
In many ways, Harvey Weinstein is the real victim.
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Mark Sands Dec 13
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