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The Minivan Punk
it’s been a fucking week, man
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The Minivan Punk 8h
Probably a lot.
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The Minivan Punk 8h
If you didn’t say The Sandlot, you’re dead to me.
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The Minivan Punk 8h
3D
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The Minivan Punk 8h
Raising Arizona ya damn ingrates.
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The Minivan Punk 8h
Instead of RT, I’m just gonna start answering peoples twitter questions out of context and let ya’ll figure it out.
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The Minivan Punk 14h
The smell of chalk, sweat, singlets and converse....must be a powerlifting meet.
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The Minivan Punk 15h
Lyrics that get me every time (can’t find that one post) And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
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The Minivan Punk 16h
Replying to @GPatrick
Maybe it’s the off book modification to make it concealable? Shorty shotguns are class 3 iirc.
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The Minivan Punk 16h
Replying to @GPatrick
Meant to be a question.
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The Minivan Punk 16h
Replying to @GPatrick
Illegally concealed
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The Minivan Punk 16h
Calling a useless bag of wet shit, ignored all the hard work the shit put in to being digested first. If a black hole appeared and suddenly started hoovering all the dog shit on the planet, it still wouldn’t equal the amount of shit in this dickbag of a human.
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The Minivan Punk 17h
Does anyone have a good recipe or technique for making sope?
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The Minivan Punk 18h
Replying to @MurderNerdP
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Mariana Martinez Jan 23
My dad works too hard on his food business for me not to post him. A simple retweet could help his business grow :)
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The Minivan Punk 18h
Title of your sex tape!
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Stonekettle Jan 24
Imma keep making oscure Star Trek references until you sons of bitches laugh. I can do this all night. You decide when the pain ends.
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The Minivan Punk Jan 24
Replying to @WTF_Judge
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The Minivan Punk Jan 24
The intro for another podcast?
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The Minivan Punk Jan 24
Replying to @mad_ship
Like, “I need a stress break and gonna make a lot of noise and some tears” deep end or watching you in the news in a multistate car chase deep end?
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The Minivan Punk Jan 24
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
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