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Michael Salerno
Host of the , for lovers of theater. Entertainment enthusiast, lawyer, and U.S. soccer referee
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Jesse McLaren 45m
ALL SLASHER ICONS Wear a mask Terrorize a family Punish misbehaving teens Make cryptic phone calls Survive being set on fire
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Michael Salerno 6h
Replying to @MattMarcotte
I like the double meaning there. Ten points!
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Paul Rudnick 7h
Authenticated photo of Jared singing "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" after sneaking into an empty Senate chamber
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Michael Salerno 6h
It should be Ng, for multiple reasons. But I’ll die of shock if the Wilpons actually hire a woman to be their GM
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kat calvin Oct 19
GA VOTERS: We have people getting turned away from early voting because the address on their ID doesn’t match their voter registration address. THIS IS WRONG. YOUR ADDRESSES DO NOT HAVE TO MATCH. If you are turned away, call 866-OUR-VOTE immediately!!
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Michael Salerno Oct 19
Replying to @MikeNJD
...surrounded by Ted's entire extended family. Parents, cousins, aunts, uncles. And we had a really nice conversation without Ted. They all agreed he was kind of a reprehensible person. His media guy even gave me his card at the end.
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Michael Salerno Oct 19
Had a dream last night that I was running for Senate against Ted Cruz. I found myself at his house, helping do yard work with his 4 adult sons (I know he doesn't actually have 4 adult sons. It was a dream.). They thanked me, and we started chatting. I soon found myself...
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Michael Salerno Oct 19
Replying to @MikeNJD
The student section could have sung "Hey, you! Get off of Mike Cloud!" It was such a missed opportunity, and I still think about it way more than I should.
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Michael Salerno Oct 19
It still bothers me, 20 years later, that when I was at , and Mike Cloud was the star running back of the football team, the marching band never played "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud" when he had big runs.
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Michael Salerno Oct 18
Replying to @MiklCraw4d
She looks sumptuous. Andy Karl looks bored (Bc he is)
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Michael Salerno Oct 18
Replying to @ananavarro
Obviously not a time for jokes, but if it was Iran instead of Saudi Arabia, you could have said he’s trying to sweep it “under the Persian rug.”
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Michael Salerno Oct 18
Replying to @MiklCraw4d
Did you see a Pretty Woman the Musical commercial?
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Jon Favreau Oct 18
Let me get this straight: the conservative response to an autocratic government murdering a journalist who was an American resident is to spread unfounded conspiracies that he was a bad guy. And that's supposed to imply what - that he deserved to be killed??
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Robert Costa Oct 18
House conservatives emailing conspiracy links to each other. Fox News anchors musing about the Muslim Brotherhood. GOP candidates slamming a dissident journalist. It’s a smear campaign.
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H-BOO! Trivia 🎃 Oct 18
The Office Trivia Night is TONIGHT at 9p ET on HQ! Retweet if you're excited and want an Extra Life for the game ♥️ Download HQ here ➡️
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Michael Salerno Oct 18
Replying to @Passport2Dreams
The Caldor sunrise logo is permanently emblazoned on my memory.
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Ty Kelly Oct 18
I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.
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Alyssa Rosenberg Oct 18
This sentence, this world. I don’t know, folks.
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Reza Aslan Oct 18
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