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Michael Salerno
Host of the , for lovers of theater. Entertainment enthusiast, lawyer, and U.S. soccer referee
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Michael Salerno 39m
Replying to @tvoti
"Power of Love" in Back to the Future
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Donna Dickens 1h
The Venn diagram of men who disparagingly call single women "crazy cat ladies" and the men who want to fuck Catwoman is a circle.
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Michael Salerno 56m
Replying to @EbonyNaija1
I literally don't know what to do or think about that tweet. My brain has immediately liquefied.
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Michael Salerno 1h
Replying to @CaesarMcMagic
The DUKE of Sandwich!
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Adam Weinstein 16h
Honestly, a victory parade that keeps getting promised and pushed off is a little too on the nose as American military tributes go
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Michael Salerno 3h
Replying to @999HappyHops
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Michael Salerno 3h
Well......YEAH, OF COURSE!!!
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Michael Salerno 3h
Replying to @999HappyHops
Sooooooooooooo good. Be careful, or I will send you B99 gifs all day
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Kelly Weill 20h
i am not joining mastodon or any other social networks, thank you, i am still waiting for this website to die, at which point its contract with my soul will expire and i will be Free
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Michael Salerno 5h
Replying to @thatgirlondeck
Oh my. I hate Notre Dame (I'm a BC alum), and the Yankees (), but neither team deserves this.
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Michael Salerno 5h
Replying to @EWDocJensen
Or, at least, "Mr. Plow".
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Michael Salerno 5h
I think if ever uttered the words, "I was wrong" he would explode in beams of light like Agent Smith at the end of The Matrix.
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Michael Salerno 5h
Replying to @futureprobe1982
I used to be on AV Squad in 8th grade ('91-'92), and we had to daily clean the computers in the computer lab. Then if we got done quickly, we could play Xonix or Life or Death, or go on PRODIGY. Even learned how to program in MSDOS
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Michael Salerno 5h
Please read this so you are aware of the unfettered know-nothingness many on the right are fighting with.
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Ashley Aug 15
This girl from my hometown just named her baby Brogan and everyone just let it happen
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Michael Salerno 16h
Replying to @GoAwayGreen
How about just using electric cars instead of gas powered?
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Michael Salerno 16h
Replying to @TurkeyLegJeff
Please tell me those seats were full and that the show couldn’t fill the house opening night! How’s the show??
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Michael Salerno 21h
Where is my 25th anniversary oral history of Airborne, ? This is content we need, right ? ?
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VoteVets Aug 16
FOX News is informing viewers that our troops defeated "communist Japan." We feel 20% more stupid, just having typed that.
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Jamie O'Grady Aug 16
Poor gets owned so hard here. Maybe Fox News, and, by extension, America, would be better served by hiring — Oh, I dunno — actual journalists instead of former Miss America contestants?
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