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Mike Matola
that crazy handwritten art guy!
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Mike Matola 7h
Most men live lives of tweeted desperation.
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Mike Matola 23h
as if 2020 could get any worse now i find out im divergent
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Mike Matola Aug 5
i liked anarchists better when they just played paintball and hated their dads
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Mike Matola Aug 5
having a kid later in life is like doing all the side quests before the boss battle.
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Mike Matola Aug 4
after long sigh nasa astronauts return to earth.
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annbriel Aug 4
Replying to @MikeMatola
Darwin Awards are rarely included in autobiographies. Shame.
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Mike Matola Aug 4
we need less memoirs from successful people and more from peeps who royally screwed up their lives a library of cautionary tales but ironically screw ups never do quite finish that novel do they?
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Mike Matola Aug 3
i feel bad for the children of Narnia they just have a magic door that leads to a locked wardrobe
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Mike Matola Aug 2
Replying to @Annbriel
dreadful.
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Mike Matola Aug 2
peeps talk about how unlikely it is for u to become a professional basketball player or rock star as if your chances of selling out madison square garden as an accountant are any better 😂😂😂
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Mike Matola Aug 1
it’s sad that most of our fictional heroes in books never have their own fictional heroes in books as role models to help them through their own trauma and circumstances they live in a cultural vaccuum maybe that’s why they’re always struggling.
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Mike Matola Aug 1
meth. not even once.
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Mike Matola Aug 1
the transformers franchise has lost their effing minds
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Mike Matola Jul 31
let me kno when a podcast can just live my life and tell me about it later while i sit in traffic.
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Mike Matola Jul 31
in the future the rich and elite will only be photographed in motion capture suits and exist solely through post production Instagram filters the poor will be doomed to wear actual clothes and cursed with real faces may god have mercy on their souls
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Mike Matola Jul 31
A Podmaster's Degree- (noun) - when a person listens to a 40 min podcast on a subject and thus acts as if they have earned an advanced degree. "You know how Kevin is, he was stuck in traffic so now he has a Podmaster's Degree in Puerto Rican Dump Truck Corruption "
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Mike Matola Jul 31
end of ENDGAME Dr. Strange has to go back to INFINITY WAR to tell Tony they only win once we are just watching the infinite loop Dr. Strange has trapped Thanos in until he loses just like Dormamu he literally does his same trick twice and defeats Thanos
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Mike Matola Jul 30
Replying to @MikeMatola
i was walking around the neighborhood and noticed peeps had two, three, even FOUR different flags all supporting different combinations of whathaveyou and i wondered if u could combine it all into one flag 🤔 wut would that look like? DESIGN CHALLENGE
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Mike Matola Jul 30
i designed a flag tht supports blm, lbgtq, cis, police, rd&blu, latinx, freespeech, gunrghts&ctrl, religious, atheist, poor, rich, imgrnts, secureborders, scaredpeeps, old&yung, thesnydercut & any label u want to limit urself to all in 1 twas tricky but i think its pretty good
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