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Mike E. Winfield
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Mike E. Winfield 5h
I get NBA players not wanting to come back by Christmas. They just ended. That’s why the NBA’s worst should play: Charlotte, Atlanta, Pistons, Grizzlies, Timberwolves and of course, the NY Knicks.
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Mike E. Winfield 6h
So the grass IS greener.
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Mike E. Winfield 6h
Replying to @StevePierce74
😂
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Mike E. Winfield 6h
Why does double “hamburger” sound way less appetizing.
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Mike E. Winfield 9h
Replying to @Stamolka
Wow. Very.
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Mike E. Winfield 9h
You ever had a homerun hit off of you? It’s this one tear that struggles to run down your face and you keep trying to fight it, then you have to wipe it nonchalantly like it’s sweat.
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Mike E. Winfield 9h
So that’s what you guys been out here craving... non-alcoholic Budweiser. Ok ok.
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Mike E. Winfield 15h
I can’t talk to you if it’s just a hobby. My patience left with emotions and a few other things.
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Mike E. Winfield 15h
When your barber starts to lose eyesight, is it rude to sit in another chair next to his and do you need his blessing first?
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 25
Replying to @brothaknowsbest
Bro... 😬 How can we help?
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 25
He pushed his leg off the bag on that steal attempt.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 25
I have a company coming over to install an alarm in my house, but I’m not gonna be there. I just told them to break in. That’s why I’m doing this in the first place.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 25
What age were you when you needed the most advice and/or guidance in your life? Me, 22.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 25
Replying to @Detcookieman74
Haha right!
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
They didn’t have to shoot Stony’s brother? Even though he wasn’t cut out for UCLA, there were other schools.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
Replying to @TTolman
Attempting to describe it becomes and understatement. You have to witness it.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
You just have to go back and watch that last inning of the Dodger Rays game for yourself. It’s the only way.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
You ever decide not to take sides against the kid you know is right bc you wanna make sure your passion filled evening lands where it’s supposed to.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
If you have a little tv in the living room and try to put on a scary movie, it’s not really gonna be that scary.
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Mike E. Winfield Oct 24
Check this out tonight: Oakland Comedy Festival:
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