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Mike Bubbins
Comic. Actor. Writer. Retrosexual. BBC Tourist Trap & The Unexplainers. The Socially Distant Sports Bar every Tuesday Agent andy@thegaltonagency.com
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Mike Bubbins 3m
Replying to @realMrSleeves
And a nice can of dogfood.
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Mike Bubbins 5m
Replying to @CarlDav55903271
Aaaaggghhh! That is the DREAM!
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Mike Bubbins 17m
I'll be doing the TT soon. Incredible stories.
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Mike Bubbins 20m
Replying to @james_hill84
Nice.
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Mike Bubbins 22m
I've got that lined up...
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Mike Bubbins 28m
Replying to @herrbartlett1
Takes one to know one. 😘
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Mike Bubbins 30m
40⁰c, check. Leg Day, check. Workout completed, check. Zero planking, check. No phone on gym floor, check. Look like a hockey enforcer from the 1970s afterwards, check. Absolute stud, check.
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Mike Bubbins retweeted
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‘If you’re gonna streak, socks up, pair of shoes on, cock and balls out’ - ,
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'Any grown man in a pair of white leather trainers and three-quarter fuckin’ shorts should be punched’ - ,
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'From the deltoids down to the wrists, and then the cock and balls, I am quite like a shaved chimp’ - ,
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'The only people who drink espressos are tossers and Europeans' - ,
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Mike Bubbins 52m
Replying to @charlietabloid
A football is a lot harder to land on or pick up, than a rugby ball, though. They are really pointy, really hard, and bounce all over the place. Plus the surfaces are harder. And your wearing a helmet and a visor and/or face mask. A big heavy face mask in a Lineman's case.
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Mike Bubbins 55m
Oh, God. That should be his thing. When he gets in the endzone (which he will) ground the ball in front of the sticks. 😁
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Mike Bubbins 57m
😁
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Mike Bubbins 1h
Replying to @charlietabloid
It'd be like asking Goal Defence to shoot in netball. Its a skill they haven't practiced since they got put into positions at 10 years of age. It's against the rules for a GD to leave their third. It's illegal for an O Lineman to catch, or even be downfield, on a passing play.
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Mike Bubbins 1h
Replying to @charlietabloid
On the whole the Defence in a preseason game won't be starters, but then neither will the Offence be. It evens out. Plus second string NFL is still very VERY good.
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Mike Bubbins 1h
It is so profound. And I don't usually do profound. 😁
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Mike Bubbins 1h
Replying to @charlietabloid
Then your American mates haven't got a clue. Pre seasom as a spectacle is pretty crap, but on the field are rookies hungry to make the team, and veterans desperate to keep their jobs. There are no easy plays.
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Mike Bubbins 1h
Replying to @SeaforthDesigns
Really? He was an absolute star. Say thanks again from me, please.
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Mike Bubbins 2h
And by thonk, I mean think.
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