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Michelle Beadle
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Michelle Beadle Sep 12
Imagine waking up, feeling so strongly about some idea you have about a couple of strangers, never taking the time to know what you’re actually talking about, then doubling down. Bless you for engaging. 😂😂😂
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Michelle Beadle Sep 1
Replying to @flea333 @RexChapman
I stupidly ask myself, ‘would I rather face a lion or a bear?’ Of course assuming I die in both scenarios, which majestic creature would allow me a few more breaths. I believe I would live a couple minutes longer against the bear. I could be wrong. But probably not.
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Michelle Beadle Sep 1
Replying to @flea333 @RexChapman
Killer whales can’t strut. But can lions swim? Do we have an even match for alpha dominance here? I’m willing to go down this rabbit hole.
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Michelle Beadle Sep 1
Replying to @RexChapman
That’s the alphaiest alpha badass in the history of badass alphas.
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Michelle Beadle Aug 7
Replying to @mikegolicjr
Sir.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 13
Zero disagreement from me.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 13
Replying to @Hinesight @davidblaine
I’ll probably watch this 6-9 more times today.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
Replying to @realStanVG
Am I having some sort of heat hallucinations?? Is this real? Where am I? Welcome to the 💩 show.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
I do like that we’ve advanced so much as humans, that simply not being an ass is considered ridiculously above and beyond. Look at us. 😂😂😂
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
Ummmm...bless the heart of the one who thinks I care that much. But I appreciate occupying the space in his little head. Rent free, fools!
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
Replying to @ed_solomon
You say fear...I say hope. Weeds them out faster.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
Replying to @mrgeoffsheen
I came for the tomato complexion. I stayed for the aneurysm.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 10
May we all come out of this as in shape as Ben Affleck’s dogs.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 9
Replying to @RexChapman
Did she ever get that ‘written writing?’ Seems like she knows stuff.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 8
Replying to @stujeffries
Oh, she’s got secrets.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 8
This will help someone. You’re welcome. Again.
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Michelle Beadle Jul 8
Replying to @RexChapman
That kind of grace comes maybe once every 40-50 years. Blessed.
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Michelle Beadle Jun 27
Replying to @ODOWD61
Always! You too
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Michelle Beadle Jun 25
Replying to @CJMcCollum
Ahem. I have glasses. They need wine.
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Michelle Beadle Jun 24
Replying to @RexChapman
She hit all the buzzwords. Free foil for life.
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