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Michael Parente
matchmaker and publicist / publicist / Voice of on / wordsmith
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Michael Parente 40m
From Homer Bailey to Matt Harvey, the are making 2013's best pitchers look great this week.
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Michael Parente 43m
Enjoyed my time with you two on the old pregame show from Foxboro 10, 11 years ago. is a helluva guy.
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Michael Parente 49m
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown
Angrily adjusting ones specs is totally you.
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Michael Parente 1h
Replying to @BlorpMcgorp @Yankees
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Michael Parente 2h
Good thing the have no need for Gio Gonzalez, what with JA Happ looking sensational thus far to open the season. 🙄 Cashman is a mouth-breather.
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Michael Parente 2h
Thanks, dick. It's like I don't even exist. 🖕
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Gil Valle 8h
Imagine losing the AL East to the Red Sox, then losing Game 3 of the ALDS to the Red Sox 16-1, your ace didn't know what time the game started, Red Sox go on to win another World Series and you think that is a successful season, LOL
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Michael Parente 2h
More propaganda from Pravda, aka the . A few sheep must've strayed toward the gate when Judge went down.
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Michael Parente 2h
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown
Since when are you a "fix the rule" guy? When it comes to non-catches that are obvious catches you push your bifocals to the edge of your nose, squint and mumble, "HMPPF. The rule is the rule!"
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Michael Parente 6h
Wonder if Mike asked about the outfield depth.
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Michael Parente 16h
Run this lineup out on a long-term basis and see what your record is.
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Michael Parente Apr 21
The only champion in that locker room in decades. 😂
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Michael Parente Apr 21
"Powered by " 😂 There's not enough Biofreeze in the world to make these big babies get on the field. What is Stanton waiting for? It would be nice if one -- just one -- if these wounded warriors even appeared to be itching to get back out there.
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Michael Parente Apr 21
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown @Yankees
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Michael Parente Apr 21
Replying to @ThatDaveBrown @Yankees
Scranton 7, Kansas City 6, F / 10
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Michael Parente Apr 21
It's amazing how awful every pitcher is at preventing runners from swiping bases.
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Michael Parente Apr 21
Ottavino will be on the IL tomorrow. See you in July.
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Michael Parente Apr 21
The bullpen is complete garbage.
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Michael Parente Apr 21
Imagine if Boone had just started the inning with Ottavino since he's clearly OK with him getting 3 outs anyway. 🤔
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Michael Parente Apr 21
Happy Easter to everyone except Chad Green.
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