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Michael Baumann
Staff Writer, . bargaining committee. Gamecock. Piney. (he/him)
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Michael Baumann 3h
I didn't know you *could* tear an F1 car in half Jesus Jesus Christ
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Michael Baumann 19h
Trying to unpack and organize books while gauging what will fit on which shelves while still displaying them in an aesthetically pleasing manner and honestly librarians should get paid more than doctors and engineers
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SEC Network 23h
HISTORY MADE 👏 ’s Sarah Fuller is the first woman in college football history to play in a Power 5 game.
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Rob Mains Nov 28
Replying to @jaseidler
Per Forbes, Phillies in 2019 had operating income of $73M on revenues of $392M. That means their operating expenses were $319M. So if 2020 revenues were zero (they weren't) and expenses the same as in 2019 (they weren't) they'd have lost $319M.
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Michael Baumann Nov 28
Replying to @MichaelBaumann
I said "Argentina" and "Invasion" so I had to look it up: The Falklands War, in which the UK forces traveled 7,000 miles and wrote off four warships and 34 combat aircraft, cost British taxpayers only $1.19 billion
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Michael Baumann Nov 28
Replying to @MichaelBaumann
John Middleton must have launched a secret invasion of Argentina and is laundering the cost through his baseball team if he's lost that much money
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Michael Baumann Nov 28
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Michael Baumann Nov 28
Matt Vasgersian is so old-school he's still calling Baby Yoda The Asset
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Tired: James Joyce learning Norwegian specifically to read Ibsen without translation Wired: Me deciding to learn Danish after watching 3 episodes of Borgen
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
The instant Capital isn't making uncountable profits workers pay the price
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Replying to @briancgrubb
Went to see a Biden speech in 2006 in SC. He was shaking hands on his way out, saw I was wearing a TCNJ t-shirt, and gave me a whole impromptu spiel about how far north Delaware owns the river. Extremely weird but undoubtedly avuncular vibes.
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Replying to @AndrewStoeten
I think it's because I got into baseball in 1993 and saw the concrete doughnuts in Philly and Atlanta on TV all year, plus the post-Roof Incident Big O. Then the Phillies got to the World Series and the SkyDome looked like something from the future and I never got over it.
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Replying to @AndrewStoeten
I know! I freely concede that this is an absolutely indefensible take on my part
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Replying to @petersagal @JesseThorn
This sounds like a challenge
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
Replying to @MichaelBaumann
First motorized roof of the style that's common now, plus its crucial role in the plot of the pivotal 1999 romcom Big Daddy
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Michael Baumann Nov 27
One of my weirdest devoutly held baseball beliefs is that to me Rogers Centre has an irreplaceable historical import of the kind Fenway or Dodger Stadium has
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Michael Baumann Nov 26
Replying to @MichaelBaumann
If they set this movie in the 2010s Indy would have PTSD, a drinking problem, a terminal master's, and a data entry job in downstate Illinois where his co-workers filled his cubicle with rubber snakes every Friday
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Michael Baumann Nov 26
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and man they were apparently giving *anyone* tenure in the 1930s
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Michael Baumann Nov 26
Replying to @wearyhobo
20 seconds in: wow that looks pretty deep I don't think I could make it all the way down (GIANT SILO-SHAPED HOLE APPEARS)
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Michael Baumann Nov 26
Replying to @sbbaicker
I think if you bake something that tastes good and your family says shit about how it looks you can tell them to go to hell
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