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Dave
Once saw Mark Latham wearing a dirty polo shirt at the cricket. Have been triggered ever since
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Dave 2h
Replying to @theSportress
how many tries have the storm scored this year fro going to the edge early that Braith would have frothed at. their second try came off the back of a tap where they spread the ball first play
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Dave 2h
Replying to @theSportress
i was talking to the boys after the game how strange it was that Melbourne went completely into their shell in the second half. didn't try anything until they were down. are you getting that from the second viewing?
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Dave 2h
Raiders 16-0 at halftime is scarier. i have goosebumps just thinking about it
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Dave 2h
How about this: Media Squatch. Five minute program before QandA that's just Bigfoot mournfully saying "News Corp"
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Dave 3h
Replying to @skill_hello
jesus christ, skeleton. delete this. kids might read it
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Dave 3h
Replying to @xDirtyPunkx
not the mention the number of vertices!
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Dave 3h
Replying to @ChrisFinnigan
more like Geo-cons!
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Dave 3h
Replying to @thomas_violence
glad to hear you've started writing ads!
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Dave 4h
Replying to @bea_ker
i was so happy with this one. no one got around it
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Dave 4h
was having none of it
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Dave 4h
Replying to @mitchd_90 @campo37
i'm in a state of NRL zen. It will last until about 5 minutes into the game on sunday when DCE is doing outrageous second efforts in every tackle and none of them get called
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Dave 4h
Replying to @campo37 @mitchd_90
you fellas know how I feel about the Storm but even I'm happy with that being a penalty and nothing else and even if it wasn't given as a penalty then whatever
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Dave 4h
The time is now
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Dave 5h
nooooo don't continue to pay Alan Jones $4 million a year despite his constant racist and misogynist tirades ur so sexy aha
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Dave 5h
Replying to @skill_hello
listen, i like you a lot, and I respect your opinion, but I agree with everything you just said
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Dave 5h
Replying to @steelecws
gonna have to say that you did not land it either
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Dave 8h
Spent about ten minutes trying to think of a joke where a guy confuses CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation) and CTR (the classic PS1 game Crash Team Racing) and couldn't land it. It's times like these that I remember my grand dad grew up without electricity and probably liked it
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Dave 9h
Replying to @pixelatedboat
Oversized shorts chat on the TL. And I'm here for it!
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Dave 14h
When i learned that it doesn't particular matter what you click, it's more about how fast you click and in what order i lost my mind a bit. Apparently it's just testing whether the pattern and speed of clicking is human
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Dave 15h
All the journos who trot out the line about newstart recipients just needing to go out get a job do so because they know they fell arse backwards into a 6 figure salary and assume it's that simple for everyone else
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