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Joshua Martel
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Joshua Martel Feb 22
I am in medical school and this channel helps so much with my anxiety when I’m up late studying and writing papers. YouTube, what’s good?!?!? We honestly need a new social media platform to complete with YouTube.
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Joshua Martel 17 Apr 19
I am falling asleep
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Joshua Martel 20 Dec 18
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it
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Joshua Martel 6 Nov 18
Replying to @XboxSupport
this is super weird how we “Download” the game and it takes up the GB space on our hard drive but we can’t play them.. so when I buy a game next time don’t use any more of my hard drive space since you guys can just terminate them when ever you guys see fit.
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Joshua Martel 27 Apr 18
“At the end of the day, most people get what they deserve. Your world is a reflection of who you are and what you deserve. To get what you want, you have to deserve what you want.”
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Joshua Martel 26 Apr 18
There are three types of people in this world. Firstly, there are people who make things happen. Then there are people who watch things happen. Lastly, there are people who ask, what happened?
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Joshua Martel 23 Nov 17
Thank you for the worst nights sleep of my life I have been using your scam ass pillow for 2 weeks now and my neck and back have felt the worse it has ever been. People save your money and don’t buy this POS.
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Joshua Martel 12 Nov 17
Between Assassins Creed, Call of Duty WWII and Battlefront 2 I have no idea what one to play all of them are so great
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Joshua Martel 12 Aug 16
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Joshua Martel 26 Jul 16
Chipotle here we come :)
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Joshua Martel 21 Jul 16
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night awkward
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Joshua Martel 14 Aug 15
Article 15: Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way. If you don't know what that is Google it
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Joshua Martel 13 Aug 15
Article 14: When using urinals, a Bro stares straight ahead AT ALL TIMES.
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Joshua Martel 12 Aug 15
Article 13: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least thirty. No exceptions
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Joshua Martel 11 Aug 15
Article 12: A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
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Joshua Martel 9 Aug 15
Article 11: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.
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Joshua Martel 8 Aug 15
Article 10: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left over change.
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Joshua Martel 7 Aug 15
Article 9: A bro never dances with his hands above his head. Not cool bro not cool.
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Joshua Martel 6 Aug 15
Article 8: if Bros go out to eat dinner the Bros do not share dessert. No matter what!
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Joshua Martel 5 Aug 15
Article 7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving and any other physical labour A fresh pint is always reward enough for helping.
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