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Cookie Monster
Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.
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Cookie Monster Aug 27
Me no can tweet today. Me too hungry.
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Cookie Monster Aug 20
🎶 Tastes like cooookies On a Sesame evening And it sounds just like a crumble Me want more cookies And that crunchy feeling It so chocolatey and warm 🎶
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Cookie Monster Jul 31
Ice cream truck passed by today. Why there no cookie trucks? Could be new business opportunity!
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Cookie Monster Jul 19
Me love virtual playdates! Me always in charge of da virtual snacks! Me friends & have a contest for one lucky winner to join them for virtual songs, games, and more. Me think dis your BIG chance, so enter now!
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Cookie Monster Jul 9
Cookie is a sometimes food. Luckily, that some time is now! 🍪
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Cookie Monster Jun 29
Me remember dis day like it was yesterday...
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Cookie Monster May 28
Acting silly, what's happening? Me a monster!
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Cookie Monster Apr 7
Me new daily schedule:
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Cookie Monster Mar 29
How many cookies you eat today? Me lost count for meself.
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Cookie Monster Mar 20
Uh hi ! Me just want to say me available for phone call if you need cookie break. We can catch up on latest chocolate chippie news, and me spill all the Sesame tea. Me think you got me number in your contacts…
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Cookie Monster Mar 15
Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
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Cookie Monster Mar 6
Me miss ice cream trucks. Me need summer…
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Cookie Monster Feb 14
Treating meself because 🍪
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Cookie Monster Feb 13
Me need secret admirer to send me cookies…
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Cookie Monster Feb 3
Happy birthday to me little friend ! Me love you almost as much as me love cookies.
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Cookie Monster Jan 13
Me like typing me thoughts instead of saying dem because it not polite to talk with mouth full. And me mouth is almost always full.
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Cookie Monster Dec 11
It look like 2020 me year to shine!!!!
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Cookie Monster Dec 4
It me favorite day of da whole year!!!!!!! Happy to all me friends! Me need to go back to eating cookies now BYE!!!!
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Chicago Cubs Dec 4
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Cookie Monster Nov 28
Me thankful for turkey-shaped coooookies!
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