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Jesse McLaren
Late Night TV writer, Emmy loser, future Vine star.
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Jesse McLaren 7h
I was against Bloomberg running at first, but I have to say watching a billionaire get humiliated on live TV is pretty nice.
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Jesse McLaren 8h
Replying to @McJesse
Look in the tunk.
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Jesse McLaren 8h
Replying to @McJesse
This is the best.
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Jesse McLaren 9h
Replying to @danielleweisber
I’m not up to that part yet- spoilers!
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Jesse McLaren 9h
Replying to @McJesse
I’ve been looking forward to this the way some people look forward to a trip to Paris.
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Jesse McLaren 9h
Replying to @McJesse
Can I just keep these ones like this?
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Jesse McLaren 9h
I got a week off work and this is what I chose to do with the time.
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Jesse McLaren 10h
Replying to @dimyeyes
You know me.
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Jesse McLaren 10h
Replying to @McJesse
This has nothing to do with who I think would be a better president or candidate. Biden is only at the top because his voice is familiar and tricks your brain into thinking Obama is close.
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Jesse McLaren 10h
Replying to @IDFANACC
1000%
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Jesse McLaren 10h
Here it is. The definitive list of candidates ranked by most to least comforting voice to hear while going through an excruciating dental procedure. 1. Biden 2. Warren 3. Bloomberg 4. Bernie 5. Klobuchar 6. Buttigieg
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Jesse McLaren 14h
Gonna arrange it so "Thank You!" cards go out after my funeral.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 18
This may be the first time in history a game show host became president and pardoned on of his contestants.
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Jesse McLaren 15h
Replying to @McJesse
Honestly though Reagan has hosted TV shows and pardoned hundreds of people so who knows.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 18
Replying to @McJesse
It’s possible.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 18
This may be the first time in history a game show host became president and pardoned on of his contestants.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 17
Replying to @McJesse
Completely thrown off by how divided these comments are.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 17
Replying to @bessbell
Charlie has a podcast so I take this with a grain of salt.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 16
I photoshopped into press stills from 1990s Batman movies and now I've earned retirement.
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Jesse McLaren Feb 16
I photoshopped into press stills from 1990s Batman movies and now I've earned retirement.
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