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Mayor Stubbs, a cat.
I'm a cat. I was once Mayor in Alaska. I was amazing.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. Feb 20
Replying to @FilmItTV
Sort of? Don’t want to blow my cover but that nine lives thing is legit.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. Feb 5
Jared Kushner smiles like the cat who ate the canary who had been placed in a coal mine and died because of illegal work conditions.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. Feb 5
They lied...you can smell bullshit in heaven.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 23 Jul 17
Good news: I'm in Heaven Bad news: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 23 Jul 17
20+ years. Several uncontested elections. Thousands of naps. We had a good run.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 30 Jun 17
"Apparently" might be a reference to the use of the word "town" to describe Talkeetna. It's more of a hamlet.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 16 May 17
Maybe has awful judgement, but remember this: HE'S NEVER OWNED A DOG. Gotta give it to him there.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 10 May 17
I never thought I'd say this, but I AM tired of all the winning. SO MUCH WINNING! Or is it spelled whining?
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 12 Apr 17
Turning 20 today feels almost as good as learning we were wrong about Hitler yesterday.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 23 Jan 17
I keep hearing about all these "Pussy Hats," yet none appear to feature my face. What gives?
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 13 Jan 17
America: We need to come together so we can move on. Are we changing the country's name to "Trumpistan" or "Trumpmenistan?"
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 11 Jan 17
"You're a Nazi." "No, YOU'RE a Nazi." "No you are. A Nazi." "I'm a notsy. You're a Nazi."
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 8 Nov 16
It's not too late. You can vote. And you should.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 2 Nov 16
If were the Indians' manager he'd contest this. He might do it as candidate. Would help in Ohio.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 21 Oct 16
. How about, "He has nine lives, but you only have one. Vote "
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 19 Oct 16
Replying to @FDNMopinion
. I'm also opposed to women being called "catty" as though that's a bad thing...
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 19 Oct 16
"Such a nasty woman," is the type of thing a guy who is getting crushed by a woman says right before going home and icing his nuts.
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 19 Oct 16
Enjoyed name-dropping Silicon Valley with "middle out growth."
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Mayor Stubbs, a cat. 19 Oct 16
Yes, , the guy who said "I shall return..." is rolling in his grave about us saying we're retaking Mosul
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