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matt’s idea shop
come for the good memes, stay for the bad memes. this account is genre fluid. God is good.
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matt’s idea shop 1h
There were ppl in high school around 2000 who dressed as their favorite basketball players & they made their skin black. They weren’t racist. But if they were famous today, they’d be screwed.
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matt’s idea shop 1h
A true d’oh moment.
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matt’s idea shop 2h
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Jarle Bernhoft
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matt’s idea shop 2h
If it happened ten years ago It’s gotta be something REALLY EFFING bad for me to care. Words aren’t really effing bad.
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matt’s idea shop 2h
Replying to @andrewklavan
Chair people are people too!
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Andrew Klavan 2h
Hey, a little compassion. He was born this way.
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matt’s idea shop 2h
Replying to @AmeliaHammy
Now that’s a well-crafted sitcom
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matt’s idea shop 2h
Replying to @AmeliaHammy
Yes. One moment. *goes in back. Puts wig on. Comes back out. Hello, I’m the manager. How can I help you?
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matt’s idea shop 2h
Replying to @adefiantgoose
Haha yes!!
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matt’s idea shop 3h
Replying to @MattsIdeaShop
Thinking him as a James Bond type except he never actually fights. Just doesnthe whole cocktail hour thing and has intense dialogue with interesting people.
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matt’s idea shop 3h
I have deleted some tweets that crossed the line. I was young and stupid and should’ve never referred to Friends as a well-crafted sitcom.
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matt’s idea shop 3h
I don’t usually encourage violence but
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matt’s idea shop 3h
Movie idea: Kelsey Grammer. Plot TBD.
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A.Z. 12h
If it weren't for the awful and obvious double standard, I wouldn't care about ANY of this.
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matt’s idea shop 4h
Let’s turn cancel culture into can’tcel culture. -a dad/motivational speaker/activist
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matt’s idea shop 7h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Don’t you hate when people jump into a thread to sell merch?
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matt’s idea shop 7h
When you hate climate change but you also hate guns
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matt’s idea shop 7h
How are you so brave
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matt’s idea shop 7h
Politicians: listen to children who tell you to listen to scientists who tell you to listen to me who tells you only I can save the planet.
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matt’s idea shop 7h
Climate change solved.
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