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matthew perry
Extremely skilled poet and dancer with a seemingly endless sense of longing. Hi!
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matthew perry Jul 15
This is just for one person... right?
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matthew perry Jul 8
Congratulations you have made your mark.
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matthew perry Jul 7
Man, I wish I had thought of the premise of the movie “ Yesterday.” So great.
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matthew perry Jul 5
Go Coco Go!
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matthew perry Jul 3
Tennis players drink more water on a change over than I drink in an entire week.
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matthew perry Jun 21
I’m getting a manicure this morning. That’s okay right? I mean it says man right in the word.
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matthew perry May 1
Finally saw A Star is Born. And now I have a giant crush on Bradley Cooper. Hmmm. This is going to be a major adjustment.
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matthew perry Apr 10
I thought of a hilarious tweet. But I had to redact the entire thing.
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matthew perry Mar 30
Batman turns 80 today. Happy birthday Batman.
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matthew perry Feb 7
Easy guys, it was just one session. I’m back in therapy where I belong:)
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matthew perry Feb 6
I got kicked out of therapy today.
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matthew perry Jan 3
Happy New Years everyone. And by the way 2018? What the hell was that?!?
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matthew perry Nov 29
All I want to do is watch BARRY. I am glad that society is set up in such a way that I can do just that.
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matthew perry Nov 21
I have never understood why Dorothy ever left the poppy field.
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matthew perry Oct 7
For some unseen reason my hair has turned red. And now I look strikingly like Ronald McDonald.
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matthew perry Sep 14
Three months in a hospital bed. Check.
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matthew perry 23 Mar 18
I’ve started practicing mindful breathing exercises. Just kidding! I’m just enjoying the clean air in my home. Thanks
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matthew perry 30 Dec 17
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matthew perry 6 Oct 17
When people say lol, by definition they are lying.
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matthew perry 29 Sep 17
I feel reborn whenever there is a new iPhone update. I’m fine.
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