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Matt Oswalt
"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." (ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY) "I'll see you in hell."
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Matt Oswalt 2 Sep 17
Replying to @MattOswaltVA
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ConsortiumGamer 2 Sep 17
Replying to @MattOswaltVA
Yes because other no vegan items dont require cooking haha
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Father Of Sterling 3 Sep 17
That double negative is confusing
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Aaron 1 Sep 17
That sounds like Texas...we love our BBQ's way too much. It's also getting into BBQ season!
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Old account 1 Sep 17
Thing is though, even tofu will taste like barbecue if you put enough sauce on it.
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Aaron 1 Sep 17
ewwww. that is just wrong. Ewwwww. That is BBQ blasphemy :) lol
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Old account 1 Sep 17
I absolutely cannot taste the difference. Sorry. Better to eat BBQ tofu than go without BBQ though, right? (I know you won't agree)
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Dave C 1 Sep 17
Tofu has awful texture though
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Old account 1 Sep 17
Not if you cook it long enough.
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Marnie 👍🏾🌈🧩 2 Sep 17
Or that textured stuff. Love it with dan dan noodles
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Sognando di Sicilia 2 Sep 17
Freeze it for a couple of days, thaw and drain. Texture changes completely.
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dan toffey 1 Sep 17
Replying to @MattOswaltVA @rbranson
that Mild Red Tofu 🤤
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rbranson: EVP, Thoughts 1 Sep 17
Probably had several packages of baby carrots on the shelf out of the frame.
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dan toffey 1 Sep 17
Replying to @rbranson @MattOswaltVA
As with baby corn (real corn not carried to term), access to baby carrots is severely restricted in Texas
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Your majesty🌱 2 Sep 17
😂😂 this had me laughing harder than it should've
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Dave Ferguson 2 Sep 17
Meanwhile, here's what the Cajun navy brought...
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Judy Hibel 2 Sep 17
And look closely-red beans/rice!!!
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Robert Bruce 2 Sep 17
Well being a native TX-LA Gulf Coaster, I pretty much exist on beans and rice. Laissez les bon temps rouler...
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Leslie Finnegan Conn 2 Sep 17
Omg! That's the best brand of beans too. You can get them on Amazon.
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Dr. Kate 3 Sep 17
I'm 100% serious asking this. Can you put into words what makes these beans "the best?" Different taste in some way, texture?
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Leslie Finnegan Conn 3 Sep 17
They are super creamy. Here's my favorite recipe. I have an Instant Pot, but you can do it on the stove.
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Robert Bruce 3 Sep 17
Be still my beating heart. This Gulf Coast boy loves the recipe. Thanks!
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Leslie Finnegan Conn 3 Sep 17
My friend Kittee lived in New Orleans, so she knows her beans. I make my own pickled jalapenos too! Very easy.
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