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Matt McMuscles
Hello, I'm a couple in a movie. We need a fresh start in a new home due to a trauma in our past. I will make sure my SO and/or children have never seen this new home that we barely did any research on. We will also spend every last cent we have on this move.
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Mishima Piranha Plant 3 Jan 19
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I do not believe my child when he gives me constant, consistent, detailed accounts of weird happenings in the house
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You Don't Know Me 3 Jan 19
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We DID get a good deal on the home, so if anything comes up with it, we'll be compelled to stay!
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Officer Mods 3 Jan 19
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Maybe i should watch more rom coms
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#BLM | Mr Nitpicky Nerd 3 Jan 19
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I see you too are a man of culture.
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Sileo Patronus 3 Jan 19
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Haunted or nah?
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Neil Kelly 3 Jan 19
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You will also work from home and yell at your kids for being loud. And then someone will discover some 8mm movies in the attic and watch them...
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Raichattanoogachuchu 3 Jan 19
Replying to @MattMcMuscles
Hello, I'm the landlord in this movie. I'm here to be evil and make you pay extremely high prices for a tiny house. Because if I were to act like a normal person, I wouldn't exist in this film.
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Exalt 3 Jan 19
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"Also it'll be lowkey in the woods and there will be no neighbors."
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Tak 3 Jan 19
Replying to @MattMcMuscles
Hello, I'm the guy the couple seeks for help when the supernatural shenanigans start. I have no experience with your troubles, and only know what I've read in various books. Yet everything I say is 100% accurate.
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RecruitB10 🦊Commissions Open 3 Jan 19
Replying to @TakGoUp @MattMcMuscles
Also I use Skype.
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