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Matt Bird
Software engineer. Blue Labour.
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Matt Bird 18h
Replying to @edwardparkerh
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Matt Bird May 28
Yellow walls? C’mon , I expected better...
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Matt Bird May 15
Oh give it a rest. That’s clearly the part of the image that it makes sense to use for the front cover photo.
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Matt Bird May 14
Why is it at all relevant that the people are white?
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Matt Bird May 14
I just tried to feed bread to some ducks, and they completely blanked me. Great, now I'm just a lunatic throwing bread at animals in the park.
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Matt Bird May 12
Replying to @CapelLofft
Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about you in particular 😂 Love you really, you bastard.
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Matt Bird May 12
Replying to @CapelLofft
Hear, hear!
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Matt Bird May 12
Replying to @CapelLofft
That's beside the point (though I'm sure they will, in fact-- the internet, for a start?). In any case, without engineers working on systems whose complexity is beyond your comprehension, you wouldn't be able to share crap like this. So you must see some value in it 😉
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Matt Bird May 12
Replying to @CapelLofft
I resent the suggestion that software engineers aren't real engineers, you git.
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Matt Bird May 12
Yeah, higher death rate even though they have a lower population density. Sounds like a utopia!
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Matt Bird May 11
Replying to @giles_fraser
Can't believe you've done that alongside the privation of the lockdown. Brilliant!
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Matt Bird retweeted
Luke Warner May 11
“I would really enjoy [having a garden]. I’ve always thought about that.” This isn’t a blessing in disguise. It’s a cruel reality for millions of people living in poverty, working precariously. Let this mark our collective memories so we build a more empathic, humane Britain.
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Matt Bird May 11
Replying to @lukevwarner
That part really touched me too. Bless these kids. They came across as so humane and thoughtful.
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Matt Bird May 10
Replying to @ChrisRandWrites
It looks like they originally planned to significantly ease the lockdown measures, and that this was intended to run alongside that? Now they’ve changed their minds, but it’s already gone to the printers...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Matt Bird May 9
Replying to @PaulEmbery
At the beginning I had a terrible feeling that they were going to strip. By the end, I wished they had...
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Matt Bird May 3
Replying to @DawnButlerBrent
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Capel Lofft May 1
Rereading old essays by Jonathan Rutherford, and he quotes this tremendous passage from Scruton:
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Matt Bird Apr 24
Replying to @Ashley_Walsh
Bollocks do you work from 7am 😂
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Matt Bird Apr 23
Replying to @AaronBastani
Shame on you.
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Matt Bird Apr 23
The above is a telegram from Lenin himself.
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